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Monopoly but instead of buying property you buy tgirl subs and instead of paying rent for landing on a claimed space you have to let them fuck one of your tgirl subs.

Is this anything?

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its laceys first time playing! i think shes having fun, do you?

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I need more friends bruh hmu in dm's

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⭐️💋🌹🫦

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they'll get along now

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And they never think it's their fault.

The four horseman of the "don't call trans women dude" post

Well I'm from Northsouth Caliyorktana and we use Dude gender neutrally so like. i dont have to change anything about myself. surely OP couldnt possibly be aware of the unique and arcane culture of Major US Cities.

Oh my god i am SO SORRY im SO SORRY I CALLED A TRANS WOMAN DUDE ONCE can you please EXECUTE ME ON THE SPOT how will i EVER MAKE UP FOR THIS i am SO SORRY

Try cool fun gender neutral terms like Y'all! Comrade! Friendaroni! Call everyone Swashbuckler! This is definitely an actionable alternative! Bucko! My Fellow Possums!

Haha yeah no I use guy gender neutrally but if you ask i'll stop for you specifically. pinky promise.

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Need more appreciation for lewds using perfectly placed props to cover the silly bits.

Example: a friend plays guitar. They have a whole line of lewds using said guitar to block their bits.

Reblog if u agree 🖤

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Source

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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Pegging the bee hybrids.

While they all love to fuck into your pretty cunt and stuff you full of their eggs, the bee hybrids are into whatever you like, and it’s very cute to watch them come undone on your strap.

They have such cute butts, all soft and squishy and they’re so fluffy! Playing with their soft flesh as your strap kisses their cute asshole before pushing in~

You hold onto their hips, watching their cocks bounce and wiggle as you fuck into them. It’s the best when they’re riding you, and you just adore leaving their cocks unattended. They dribble precum and twitch with need, desperate to be touched while you’re using their hole.

At first they’re a bit nervous, but soon they come to you, all pouty and needy. They want their queen to fuck them good, and some even beg to be filled with YOUR eggs while they cum!

And they’re so cute when they go down on your strap, using their long tongues and taking it down their throat. You love when they look up at you with their big, innocent eyes and ask if you’re feeling good, despite the fact your cock is just a strap.

Ahh… imagine them fighting over who gets to be inside your pussy and who takes your strap… jealous boys!

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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly

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none of the stuff i say about forcefem is a joke. i’m genuinely gonna turn your cis boyfriend into a puppyslut and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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Maybe i misclicked 100 times but still i prommy it was an accident

Sorry i liked all your posts. It was a misclick.

Fo sure ;P

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To do list:

Knot the bitch guard dog

Knot every one of those sheep cunts

Knot the shepherd when she comes to investigate

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"So- huff- my boyfriend has been, like, all weirdly- huff- possessive of me the last couple of days. He says I spend way too much- ahhh~ time with you, would you believe it? I'm like, duh, we're besties, but he thinks it's weird that you get to choose what I- huff- wear and stuff? Isn't that what friends do?"

PLAP, PLAP, PLAP!

"Mm-hm? Yeah, he brought it up when I came to our date in that dress you made me buy—y'know, the one you picked out because you said it makes my tits look 'all fat and suckable'. You always give such endearing compliments, bestie! Huh? Nah, I never even bothered- huff- telling him how you've already booked me in for those tit implants, he'd probably just say that's- fuuuck~ weird too."

PLAP, PLAP, PLAP!

"What does he even have to worry about? We're both girls! Yeah, sure, you- oooh~ might have a massive fucking girlcock that you're constantly rubbing up against me, but I'm, like, so straight! We're just doing this because we're best friends, how hard is that for him to understand? Mhm? Oh yeah, sure, and also because I'm your 'breeding cow cumdumpster', haha! Where do you even get all those pet names from, girl?"

PLAP, PLAP, PLAP!

"You ready to cum yet? Yes, of course I'm off the pill. You specifically told me to not take any birth control for our girls' night out, silly! I even took those hyper-ovulation patches you had me buy. Man, were those expensive as sh- Mmmmfh~!!!"

Loud, wet sounds of platonic impregnation