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25 posts!

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

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DTIYS

DRAW THIS IN YOUR STYLE

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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PAWS!

Double tap to high five the beans

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**on the plane**

Stewardess: **going down the isles while holding a trash bag** Trash, garbage. Trash, garbage.

Bass: **throws Rock into the trash bag**

Rock: BASS, I WILL ******* MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bass: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *aggressively throws water bottles*

Blues: Uh... what's up with him?

Rock: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Roll, crying: It's working.

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Peng: *looking at Azure just too admiring and lovingly*

Yellowtusk: Bro don't you dare-

Peng: Don't worry im just wondering if I can take him.

Yellowtusk: In a fight, right?

Peng:

Yellowtusk:

Peng:

Yellowtusk: ANSWER ME, PENG!—

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Tunnel Rhino: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aki: WOW, a rhidon

Tunnel rhino: I'M NOT A POKEMON!!!!!

Daini: *plays the Pokémon them song*

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MK: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible-

Macaque: MK, it’s 4 in the morning… go the **** asleep.

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Looking for Artists to draw my OCs

Undertale AU OCs

Gloria

Gloria is a bird bird skeleton that I based off of a scarlet macaw. She has the body of a human skeleton, but instead of arms, she has the wings of a scarlet macaw. Gloria also wears a rainbow striped dress.

Copper

Copper is based off of a Scarlet Macaw like his mother. He also has the body of a human skeleton just like his mother, and has the same wings as his mother. Copper also wears a black navy uniform.

Silver

Silver is based off of a raven. She also has the body of a human skeleton just like her mother. Since Silver is a raven, she has the wings of a raven. She mostly wears the clothes that a goth girl would wear.

Gilda (Gold)

Gilda is based off of a Scarlet Tanager. She also has the body of a human skeleton just like her mother. Since Gilda is a Scarlet Tanager, she has the wings of a scarlet tanager. Gilda just wears casual clothes.

LMK (Lego Monkie Kid) OCs

Luna

Luna is the young daughter of the legendary Monkey King, Sun Wukong. She is a silver mystic monkey with golden fur around her blue eyes. She wears a uniform similar to the Monkey King’s armor, but her armor is colored white, gold, blue, and black.

TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) OCs

Kailea the Axolotl

Kailea is a mutated axolotl with a silver body, rainbow gills, and a golden fin up her tail and back. She also wears a kimono that fades from pink to blue (top to bottom).

Note: Please comment which one you’ll be drawing, and please send it to me via email when it’s finished.

My email is: 1kmgray@gmail.com

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Dream: **answers phone** I need your help! Can you come here?

Ena: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Dream: Alright, hurry up then come over here.

Ena: I can't find them.

Dream: What do you mean you can't find them?

Ena: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Dream: Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?

Ena: It means there's only soup.

Dream: Well get out of the soup aisle!

Ena: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! **moves to the next aisle** There's more soup!

Dream: Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!

Ena: There's just more soup!

Dream: Go into the next aisle!

Ena: **moves to the next aisle** There's still soup!

Dream: Where are you right now?!

Ena: I'm at soup!

Dream: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

Ena: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Dream: WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Ena: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dream: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Ena: FUCK YOU!

**Bonus**

Moony and Nightmare behind Dream and overhearing the call: …….What the fu-

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Ena: I need help I need to be checked into the hospital right now!!!

Dream: And I already told you you need to wait like everyone else.

Ena: I’m going to die, according to the Internet, only have one day left to live!!

Dream: The Internet that’s the last place you should’ve gone to!

Bass: I tried to tell her, she honestly doesn’t listen to me!

Dream: The Internet is full of liars, deceitful people, and people with no degree in any type of healthcare. Do not trust anything you read on the Internet!

Ena: I’m serious I only have one day left to live!

Bass: I tried telling her using Google was a bad idea.

Dream: Google? *picks up the phone*

Ena: What are you doing?

Dream: You should’ve told me it was Google.

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Random person: Life?

ENA: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Ena: Who are you?

Shopkeeper Ena: I’m you.

Ena: You can’t be me, I’m me! You’re you, who are you?

Shopkeeper Ena: No not you. My name is you.

Ena: That’s really confusing. Why are you in my room, you?

Shopkeeper Ena: I came from the future!

Ena: The future!!!

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Me: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions?

2012 Shredder: No.

Dream: I do.

Me: I know, Dream.

Dream: I’m sad. 🥲

Me: I know, Dream.

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Me: **turns into baby**

Blade Man: **stabbing me multiple times while laughing insanely**

Me: **crying**

2012 Shredder: **stabs Blade Man in the arm** Don’t touch my child!

Blade Man: **takes out another knife while laughing insanely, each time he gets stabbed**

**10 seconds later**

Blade Man: StOp It!!!!

Leo: WHO’S TOUCHIN’ DA CHILD!?

**everyone points to Blade Man**

Leo: **slaps Blade Man** Don’t touch da child!!!!

**everyone telling Blade Man to not touch the child**

Me: **eats cookie**

2012 Shredder: ……. **points at Splinter** He’s touching my child!!!

Karai: You are touching the child!?!?

Splinter: No!

Karai: **stabs Splinter**

**everyone yelling at Splinter to not touch the child**