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Steb, my dear fish, he had me worried in every goddamn scene he was in. ESPECIALLY after what happened to Loris and Maddie, bro was NOT safe. It was struggle after struggle after STRUGGLE. Actually fighting for his life in every second of screentime, holy shit

BUT STEB FANS, WE STAY WINNING!!!!!!! OUR FISH IS OK!!! KINDA!!!!!!!

HE'S OKAYYYYYY EVERYTHING IS OKAY

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for the record i was a zaundads truther back when the only evidence we had was homoerotic stabbing and betrayal btw

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The straights, the lesbians and the gays

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME (light hearted)

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At this point I think it would be less gay if they just kissed

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This has been an utterly wild ride with every one of you.

I did not expect so, so, so many people to come along for this bit. Nor do I think any of us expected it to last quite this long. There will be a few more posts, including a post mortem ... err ... post orbem ... to do the final calculations on exactly how long our guy was was in there.

but anyways ...

⦻ NO ⦻

Vax is no longer an orb!

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Caitlyn: My sister in law killed my mom and I'm in my lesbian dictator era

Vi: My girlfriend broke up with me right after we kissed

Jinx: I got reversed adopted by a random kid

Ambessa: *manipulating Caitlyn*

Sevika: *gambling with her new arm*

Viktor: *is Yaoi Jesus*

Jayce, Ekko and Heimerdinger: What the fuck is going on

Mel's subplot:

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I know nothing about Critical Role. These are some characters' impressions I got based on fanart

• fabulously dressed lavender tiefling ready to slay

• twin(?) elven siblings with long-ass generic pill names. I think archwizard Xanax and magister Ibuprofen are an actual part of their bloodline.

• unhinged little goblin that laughs in the face of gender identity

• that one two-colored half-orc that is tuskless(?) for some reason so I'm assuming Trauma™

• pink-haired Greenpeace firbolg

• that one ginger human wizard (?) that gets shipped with EVERY. SINGLE. CHARACTER in this damn fandom. Seriously, he gets passed around like a blunt. Also, I've never seen a single fanart of that man where he doesn't look absolutely MISERABLE, so I'm assuming he's some kind of depressed Victorian child.

I love DnD and I'm about to watch Critical Role for the first time after years spent seeing fanart made by the fandom without having any context. This are the characters I know about so far, and I've got no idea if this is the right impression or not. NOBODY CORRECT ME, I have to figure it out on my own. ( Btw I've no idea how many campaign this has or what season each character is from.)

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hope is a skill

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i remember back when c1 was airing the amount of people who HATED how percy was portrayed by tal because he wasnt what they wanted a gunslinger to be. like they wanted him to be a dudebro sooooo bad. the cycle truly never ends . free tal from the shackles of fundamental misinterpretations of his characters

while i wasn't around for that, i have seen people that were around since 2015 discussing that critical role's formerly guy-dominated fanbase demanding he go full punisher and murder everyone that wronged him. it's funny how you can see the shift in fandom trends: more guys in the fandom led to people demanding percy be crueler and more girls in the fandom led to insisting that molly was always an altruist which even the creators have been pushing, sigh.

it hasn't gotten any better with ashton. they went from being treated like the only sane character in the series and used to bash other characters (imogen usually but i saw a few hardcore laudna haters who adored ashton) to suddenly being a selfish myopic scumbag who wants to bring back the titans and kill all humans. save them.

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Voice of Bell's Hells

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It’s been said multiple times but Fearne and Ashton are just truly such kindred spirits.

Listen I know it’s been said but Ashton and Fearne are such kindred spirits — like this rock is so in tune with her as a person that he just knows that having her try to put words to her very complicated emotions about her family and father is not the right avenue to take, so he just lets her just… be. And instead spends quality time with her with her new pet before allowing her to put her head on his shoulder to cuddle with them (when it’s been said time and again that unwanted physical touch is a big Ashton no-no) is just 🩷💚

"You're the fucking best" "I know" "Good."

SHUT UP. SHUT UP THAT TRUE FUCKING LOVE

also Ashton just fucking gloating to Zathuda "You're so lucky you finally get to know your daughter" like hell yeah punk rock boy you tell her dad it's so very lucky to know his daughter😏

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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Finally finished !! Aghhh it's so cool i don't think ill do anything better in a few months,..

Repost appreciated 🫶🏼

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i will always be confused by people who hate artagan for choking out vax like that wasnt the funniest sequence in the entirety of c1. an archfey walks up to you and says he'll bend reality for you if he can kill you so he can learn if he has a choking kink and he kills you and goes "damn i dont actually. anyway"

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If this is what I think it is you will not be seeing me for awhile