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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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Halloween comic two weeks late bc i will never let tamadrien die

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i just got phalloplasty does it look natural

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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Source: GrandMamka on twitter

Yes, I asked permission to post ofc ❤️

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I love The Booger... ❤️

Bougar

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like i guarantee the crystalized thing is some form of dehydrated toothpaste, water and some other soap mixture (it is in an open cup, there are also silica beads somewhat loose in the tote that absorbed the water, hence why i am so confused that the orbeez are wet) and i haven't the slightest idea what is in Specimen #2 and im not opening it to find out I'd probably just instantly die or something

okay so only one of my friends was around me during this particular period of my life, but I was a freaky(derogatory) little nerd as a kid. I found the tote of "experiments" and something in there is legitimately crystallized, another thing in a sealed jar labeled simply "Specimen #2" has decomposed into something concerning, (Specimen #1 is very obviously a piece of glitter slime that dried out) and there's just like.. orbees everywhere that are somehow still wet?? i do not know what they were soaked in

im scared

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okay so only one of my friends was around me during this particular period of my life, but I was a freaky(derogatory) little nerd as a kid. I found the tote of "experiments" and something in there is legitimately crystallized, another thing in a sealed jar labeled simply "Specimen #2" has decomposed into something concerning, (Specimen #1 is very obviously a piece of glitter slime that dried out) and there's just like.. orbees everywhere that are somehow still wet?? i do not know what they were soaked in

im scared

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It's a complicated feeling, to miss a complicated mother. I see her in the crinkles at the corners of my eyes when I smile, I see her in my anger. I feel her in the warm glow of an old lamp at midnight, I hear the weight of the day in the footsteps I haven't heard since I was thirteen. She tells me she loves me no matter what, she reminds me I should've gone further by now.

I wonder if she knows what I think of her. All the ideas I have of the kind of person she really was as I continue to piece together what was left unsaid. I wonder if she'd want to apologize for how she raised me, for the time she was there and the time she wasn't. I wonder if she would.

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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

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them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come?

me: 

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World's Worst Fidget Toy: The loose stitch spinning freely in my gums

it's just a tied loop and now it spins freely and i cannot stop messing with it even though if i do it too much i give myself rope burn INSIDE my gums

like bro tone the autism down this is beyond your normal scope of human oddness why do you enjoy the feeling of thread pulling through your barely healed gum tissue

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it pains me that there's gonna be a part of my life where I won't be able to look at you and see starry skies, and only see light pollution.

i made a home here and all i did was ruin the view.