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mechanical weathering but its my insecurities seeping into the cracks and widening them until i break a good thing 👍

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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yknow in hindsight, the amount of vent art i did of my exes ex/the group's therapist friend for never being able to resist the urge to take what they want is pretty telling

i hold more resentment than i thought over that

what kind of person looks at someone fresh out of a breakup with someone and says "if that someone gave me another chance i would take it"

if you pull this shit one more time I'm going to let loose all the pent up rage you've never seen from me, and then cry about it when i get home

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Leyendecker's Consolation but it's Viktor and Jayce

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oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

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I miss us more when it's cold out

because that motherfucker is built like a toaster

i know he's out there just radiating heat and i don't get to HAVE ANY which is INCREDIBLY rude if you ask me

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i love having friends with favorite colors & shit so i can just send them random crap like yess this is pink ill show it to the pink friend this has a fish ill show it to the fish friend. fish is a color btw

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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It’s their greatest invention as of yet

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viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

EDIT cause i made this pre-act 2:

he started a cult. his ex came back from purgatory and shot him straight through the fucking chest. he got revived by his illegal drug making mentor using mutant furry blood. he turned everyone into fucked up magic robots. he got neutered by magic orb. he fought with his ex and choked him freaky style. a time travelling guy threw an orb at him and then he found out he and his ex were inextricably bound in every universe and timeline. then they went to super heaven.

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these boys need to stop bringing work home, all their notes are about to be sticky (hextech gemstone from the hexstrap trust me 🤭)

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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

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Y'know, having a answer to the question that's been on my mind since we agreed to a break hurts, sure, but at least I'm not in limbo anymore. I don't love you any less but I don't need to hurt myself trying to show you that anymore. The used to's will haunt me for years to come, especially knowing you won't ever be fully out of my life if I have any say in the matter, but at least it's not us sitting in denial about how empty our relationship became anymore. I learned how I wanted to be loved, and I hope I find it someday and you're still around so we can see each other happy again. You'll always mean something to me, no matter what that will be. To a new chapter, I suppose.

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The spiders long for the dvd

Spiral orb webs showing some colours in the sunlight in a gorge in Karijini National Park, Western Australia, Australia

Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

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I love the ember months, but that ache gets worse when it's cold

Not my head, or my shitty knees or that wrist i sprained rollerblading that never fully healed,

but that spot in me you've occupied for so long, that part of me that thinks of you and your warmth and weight on my shoulder while we're huddled under a blanket every time my room gets cold, and that part of me that knows that isn’t what we are anymore

I want it to stop but I don't want to forget how much we loved each other, once

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making thibgs... to send people

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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something