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cheshrecat replied to your post:seriously tho i have no idea if i should make a...

it feels so nice making a new blog tbh. oh shOULD HARRY AND ZURI STILL BE TOGETHER OR?

fuck it i'm making a new one it'll be less messy. I WANT THEM TO BECAUSE OF DARCY BUT WHATEVER YOU'RE COOL W/ BBY

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seriously tho i have no idea if i should make a new blog for zuri or keep this one

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          "I never heard anyone say that raisins are ugly. But of course they're ugly, they look like the skin of old people. When you eat a raisin it's like eating the flesh of an old person."

"I don’t know, but raisins are fucking ugly."

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          "I've tasted them before and I think they're gross, I also had Darcy taste one and she made this sour face and she ended up spitting it out, she likes bananas though, and she likes to squish them on her face. I like purple grapes, I actually like them better than the green ones because the green ones are kinda sour. I just hate raisin because of the texture and taste, like it tastes nothing like a grape. Bees are not cute, they're terrifying, so are wasps, anything that sings is terrifying. I don't eat vegetables, the only things that go in mouth are dicks and junk food. That's literally the best way I can describe what a period feels like. And then when you have really bad cramps it's like he's stabbing your stomach over and over again with his pitch fork. I wish I had a dick, all you have to worry about is getting a boner in public."

          ⊰ 🐱 ;; ———  “Craisins aren’t so bad though. They’re really sweet and the texture isn’t as weird as raisins. I think the only reason I don’t like raisins is because I don’t even like purple grapes in the first place. But bees can be cute sometimes when they’re not stinging you, and certain vegetables are pretty great. That’s an…interesting way of describing periods. I have never been more thankful to have a dick,”

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          "But there's people out there who actually love raisins and any kind of dried up fruit, which is really stupid because the best part of the fruit is how juicy it is. I think Satan was also the one that created bees and vegetables and periods. When girls have periods it's like a baby Satan is in their uterus causing them massive pain and blood and pieces of their uterus wall to pour out of the vagina."

          ⊰ 🐱 ;; ———  “Satan, clearly. No one would in their right mind would willingly create something as disgusting as dried up grapes unless they were Satan,”

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          "Who the fuck left grapes outside in the sun for too long, tasted them, and thought it was a brilliant idea to make them into a snack and call them raisins?"

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guerriers replied to your post:[appears out of thin air] 

[breathes]

[cracks knuckles] it's time to make a starter 

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[appears out of thin air] 

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so i’m gonna go on that hiatus on all of my accounts idk exactly how long, maybe a week

pce

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"I think one of the most annoying things in the world is when you're drinking soda and it gets watered down by ice."

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"I feel like I'm the only one who isn't annoyed that stores are decorated for Christmas and Christmas movies are starting to be played on TV."

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