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survivor is hands down the funniest place to question your gender
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could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman
i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.
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teeny getting to final four is so jake from 45 coded
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Me too, Saavik. Me too.
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STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHAN I don't believe in a no-win scenario.
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I think if a billionaire gets murdered and you can't narrow down the suspects because too many people have motive you should just let them have their w
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The girls 💕
#star trek#joanna mccoy#saavik#they would be suchhhh a good insverse of the McCoy and Spock dynamic#just two queens bitching TOGETHER#and their dads would hate that they adore each other
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my piece for an art trade with @panienkaawesome of her oc and saavik!! (VVbonus)
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remember to look up, little cat. look up, and see the stars
i finished the pandora principle today :)
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Ibrahim @wolf-aid needs your help!
PROOF OF VETTING (#25 ON THE VETTED CAMPAIGN LIST) BY @gazavetters, A GROUP OF TRUSTED CAMPAIGN VETTERS !
Ibrahim, who recently turned 16, and his family are currently scared and hungry in Gaza as Israel's genocide continues. He's been super proactive in grabbing attention so that I can boost his campaign. Instead of learning and having fun with his life and friends, Ibrahim lives in constant fear of death and further loss. He has lost too many family members, including, most recently, his uncle. He and his family, like many others in the region, are sick, starving, depressed, and extremely anxious. You can read a little more about his situation here. Ibrahim, if you're reading this, we love you!! 💙
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Could someone PLEASE edit Unification so that Kirk gets teleported to Five Guys finally
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my fav star trek girlies <3
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Spiderverse meme redraw… *squeezes them*
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Okay back to some regularly scheduled father&daughter posting. I know it’s kinda OOC, but I was thinking this is after Saavik has a particularly bad nightmare and can’t help but go to Spock for safety.
#AWWWWHWHWHH#spock#saavik#star trek#the pandora principle#he absolutely got yelled at by McCoy on the danger sof cosleeping
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