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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

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Newsome ended Ron. On FOX. Delicious.

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there are enough tumblr users who can vote in US battleground states to literally swing the election, do you realize that?? the election is going to come down to like 80’000 votes in those states — that could be your vote! so if you live in pennsylvania, georgia, arizona, nevada, north carolina, wisconsin, michigan, etccc your vote is going to make a huge, huge difference. please for the love of god vote (and if you live in a different state, you still need to vote too)

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if you have work tomorrow i love you. and remember to do as little as you can get away with 👍 and tell your coworkers how much you're getting paid and also spend 30 minutes in the bathroom 👍👍 and steal the office supplies okay byeee good luck i love you 👍

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you GOTTa check out this Hatsune Miku song on youtube it's ten years old , it has 334 views and get this: it's bad

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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The Sissyfication of Heimdall Odinson

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we are leaving. are you coming with us? GOD OF WAR RAGNAROK

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tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

Respecting Women

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Huevember day 17 with Kar’niss, curious, about what little thing stands before him…

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Still can't move on from the thought that Heimdall wakes up early in the morning then shaves, braids his hair and all things to beautify himself before starting his duty. Give him the look of that rich-spoiled kid who always dress so neatly

And I noticed him and Freyr might be a few main male characters that shave (as I remember ?). So I did some research and found that there're stories about vikings that didn't have beard being mocked by others (not all, it's actually up to the fashion in that era). So here's the 3rd pic, kinda out of character, but whatever I just want to bully him 😂

Also I found that the vikings did took really good care of their beards since they represent many attributes? So it's kinda hilarious to see the gods bragging about them.

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Heimdall god of war Ragnarok fanart

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RYAN HURST AS THOR IN GOD OF WAR: RAGNARÖK