zombiemaids

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what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

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"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

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this is a jayvik account now. we're on total jayvik lockdown.

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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

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Newsome ended Ron. On FOX. Delicious.

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there are enough tumblr users who can vote in US battleground states to literally swing the election, do you realize that?? the election is going to come down to like 80’000 votes in those states — that could be your vote! so if you live in pennsylvania, georgia, arizona, nevada, north carolina, wisconsin, michigan, etccc your vote is going to make a huge, huge difference. please for the love of god vote (and if you live in a different state, you still need to vote too)

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if you have work tomorrow i love you. and remember to do as little as you can get away with 👍 and tell your coworkers how much you're getting paid and also spend 30 minutes in the bathroom 👍👍 and steal the office supplies okay byeee good luck i love you 👍

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you GOTTa check out this Hatsune Miku song on youtube it's ten years old , it has 334 views and get this: it's bad

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again