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Magic Trick

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1. "I did a magic trick!"

2. "IT'S NOT A MAGIC TRICK IF YOU KILL MY KID-"

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Band Rivalry

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1. "Do NOT bludgeon me with a music stand."

2. *whispering* "I'm gonna shove it up your dick-hole."

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Girl Time

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1. *grabs [2]'s head*

1. "Girl time :)"

2. "What?"

2. "What is Girl Time??"

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(Not) a Stroke

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1. "I'm not having a stroke, I just words up my mix."

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Noise Cancellation

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1. *playing piano*

2. "SHUT UP"

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Lawyer

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1. "We're so good at law we gave him rabies."

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Playground Etiquette

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1. "STOP SCREAMING THIS ISN'T A SKEETER-TOTTER!"

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Band Class

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1. "[2] help."

2. "With what?"

1. "Just help me."

3. *across the room* "[1] I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY T A M B O U R I N E"

1. "Please."

3. *threatening tambourine roll*

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Snake

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1. "The snake."

1. "It breathes."

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Gamer Rage

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1. *loses a level in Angry Birds 2*

1. "fuck you apple."

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Mario Party

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1. "Get away from me you thieving cumballs."

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Burning Question

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1. "Why do you laugh like ehuhuhuha-"

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Drive-By

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1. *walking by* "You're stupid and oblivious and you don't know anythinggg~"

2. "..why though"

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Computer Literacy

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1. *whispering* "[2] you need to fuck a horse."

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The Struggle is Real

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1. "I didn't even hit the table with my fist."

1. "I hit it with my elbow."

1. "And now my elbow's BROKEN."

1. *breakdown*

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Stress Relief

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1. "Hang on, lemme just."

1. *has a vocal seizure*

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Error Message

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1. "NO IT'S THE BLUE GOBSTER"

1. *bangs table*