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nonducoro-duco‌:

     “ Whatever would this poor soul do without you? ” Romulus teased him as he looked around the place he was in. Well, this new world will never stop amazing him. He leaned down and poked one of the counters with a curious look in his eyes.

Still, he couldn’t help but look around. He did finally turn back to Min when he was promised to cut something up.           “ Wonderful. How do you need it chopped? I’m afraid I never heard of something like…zhe….so on and so on. ”

He chuckled and noticed one of his knives. He picked it up and pressed his thumb to the edge. He clicked his tongue, shaking his head. “ My, my. It must be a nice time to live in when your knives aren’t that sharp even. ”

“Because we don’t have to use them for that anymore,” Min chided. “At least, I would prefer not to in my old age.”

There was no philosophizing on an empty stomach. Min laid out the cucumbers and radishes on the counter.

“Now, you can cut these, if you think you can handle it,” he instructed. “I have to blanch the beansprouts and soybeans first.” As soon as Romulus had set to work without chopping his thumb off, Min put some water to boil and heated up the wok.

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🥃 What is one thing you regret doing (or not doing)?

SEND ME  ‘ 🥃 ‘ + PLUS A QUESTION, AND MY MUSE WILL ANSWER IT WHILE DRUNK.

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I regret... not standing up for myself more, especially in the last centuries.

But, before that, defending myself meant going too far. To the detriment of others. Maybe it always does.

Life is shit either way. 

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Send me  ‘ 🥃 ‘ + plus a question, and my muse will answer it while drunk.

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nonducoro-duco‌:

Romulus laughs wholeheartedly, his shoulders shaking from laughter. It was quite something to see Min surprised. It was cute as well - the little face he made was beyond adorable.

Feeling the other’s arm wrap around his, Romulus looks down with warm affection in his eyes. Well, isn’t this sweet. It felt incredibly nostalgic - and he couldn’t help but wonder if Min had someone to keep him company like he once did. Hopefully he did, and hopefully, that person treated him well and was nowhere near as handsome and funny as he himself is.

Chuckling as he let Min guide him away. “ Do you need me to chop something? I’ll be more than happy to cut things up, my dear. ”

“Ha! You still like using blades too much.” Min released his arm as they entered the kitchen. “I thought the afterlife would have civilized you. Well, I guess I’m not there to do the civilizing.”

He faced his pantries and tried to think of a recipe that would satisfy Romulus as well. (If he still felt hunger...?) 

“Zhajiangmian!” Min finally decided on. The soybeans were a toss-up, but Romulus would at least like the ground pork. He began to retrieve the bundles of fresh vegetables. “You’ll be able to chop something after all.”

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nonducoro-duco‌:

Romulus couldn’t hold back a laugh at how upset Min seemed to have become over something as simple as a drink. Well - he couldn’t blame him too much. He was also pretty protective over his wines. Still.       It was nice to see that Min still had his old spark in him.

       “ Good thing - I think my bones would agree with yours. ” He smirked playfully and slipped inside. He took one of the cups from Min’s hands and brought it up to him. Still, smelt just as foul as he remembered. But - he wasn’t going to complain. If he did, he can count out on having a warm bed.

       “ Which one is this again? Yellow? ” He asked and brought it to his lips, taking a sip. Gods, that’s fucking bitter. If it was alcohol he’d understand, but damn.      “ Or was it uh - black? Why’d you named them all after colours? Is there a purple one? ”

“Yellow? Yellow!” As Min shut the door behind them, he puffed up his chest. “They are not colors. It is how you describe the different oxidation states and brewing l... oh, never mind.”

After laughing at himself, Min slipped an arm around Romulus’. There was only a second of hesitation, always forgetting if Romulus had a corporeal form or not. If he didn’t, that would be quite the inconvenience.

“I was just going to make dinner,” Min said. “Shall I put you to work?”

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😘💔🚀 !

MY MUSE IN A RELATIONSHIP ?S

😘 Does their demeanor change when in a relationship?  

min acts a lot sweeter so he can get what he wants

OK I JEST once it’s a happy long-term relationship he’s a lot less formal and stops putting on the airs that he has to use to survive in court so he finally gets a chance to relax and be more like himself. he might even take you to his farm.

💔 Do they have a certain type of person they will not enter into a relationship with?

oh sweet jesus i wish min had standards. he’s a good judge of character and knows when someone won’t work out for his friends but that all goes out the window when it comes to him.

at least that’s just for casual flings. he’ll excuse anything if they’re hot. he’s never very likely to want to move to a relationship, but if he had One Standard it would be: not poor.

🚀 How far are they willing to go for the person they love?

if it was one of min’s few great genuine loves... i think he would go very far for them, far enough to sacrifice his own personal wellness. he ran away from the government to build a cabin and nurse mongolia back to health, for example. (but maybe min just really likes running away from the government)

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🎶Do they have a type?

MY MUSE IN A RELATIONSHIP ?S

🎶 Do they have a type?

YES and i’ve already made a meme about it. min has obviously been with others but

the golden trio: rome, mongolia, america

dairy

afraid of the ocean

short n stout 

will eventually crumble under the weight of their own hubris

eagles :-)

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My muse in a relationship ?s

Please include if you want answers for a particular verse or ship.

🤗Are they physically affectionate?  🎶Do they have a type? 😡What are their deal breakers? ↕️Are they sub, dom or switch? ⏰How long do their relationships tend to last? 💍Would they ever get married? 🏷️Do they give their partners cute nicknames? 💋Are they more sensual or sexual? 📖What is their favorite outside of the bedroom activity to do with their partner? 🛏What is their favorite bedroom activity to do with their partner? 💚Are they prone to jealousy? 😘Does their demeanor change when in a relationship?  👫Do they display affection in public? What about in private? 💕Are they open to threesomes or a polyamorous relationship? 💔Do they have a certain type of person they will not enter into a relationship with? 💝How long until they feel secure and comfortable in a relationship? 🤐Would they ever confess their feelings first? ❌Would they ever cheat on their partner? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Do they want children? 🐶Are they a cuddler? 🔮Do they believe in soul mates? ⚔️ Are they protective of their partner? 🚀 How far are they willing to go for the person they love? ❤️ Do they fall in love easily? 📺 Do they share information about their relationships freely with friends and family? ♦️Are they concerned with the social status of their partner? 💭 Do they tend to sleep better when in bed with their partner?

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oldglvry replied to your post “i know i said min was a flat earth youtuber but i take it all back....”

Have you seen 滇西小哥? I love her and her love for Yunnan dishes!

I’LL ADD HER TO MY LIST THANJ YOU so far i just watch a bunch of cdrama reviewers 

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korphasia replied to your post: i know i said min was a flat earth youtuber but i...

min? wholesome ? he’s going to have to try a lot harder than that to redeem himself

looks like you need to watch this video

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i’m losing ym fucking MIND let me tell you. this channel was made for me. hthis is exactly what min’s country house outside of luoyang is like. he isn’t there enough to have animals but ask him about his latest veggies and he will IMPLODE 

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i know i said min was a flat earth youtuber but i take it all back. he’s wholesome now. he makes farming videos like that girl i just reblogged 

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i’ve been thoroughly procrastinating by watching this chinese youtube channel of a girl who lives on a farm and makes so much stuff by hand!!! like, she goes out and picks beans and whatever and then makes tofu!!! or she harvests potatoes AND MAKES GLASS NOODLES OUT OF THEM. anyways, that’s the life i’ve been living and now i’m gonna go back and study for my ap chem and my anatomy test tmrw

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more dragon age au drawings for @nonducoro-duco​ in the one where they’re both assassins for the crows because can you imagine anything more absolutely chaotic. min uses poisons and fucking

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nonducoro-duco‌:

Romulus couldn’t contain a laugh at the face his old love pulled, and instead brushed his fingers through his hair while waiting by the door. He knew he probably didn’t look as well as he used to - and he was empty-handed. Not the best way to start.

Still, when the other opened the door with the two cups in his hands, Romulus didn’t feel like any of that mattered. They were both far too old for this sort of game anyway. “ I wasn’t even aware there was a difference. ”

His lips are still tugged in his usual smirk, and he tilted his head a little. “ Am I invited inside or should I drink my tea here on the street? ”

“Bah! I obviously did not teach you well enough. There is green, white, black, which depends on... Oh, never you mind.”

Min sighed. Whatever tea he held, it would be cold by the time that he was done.

“I should keep you out here for that, but my old bones dislike the cold these days.” He propped the door open with a bony hip and waved Romulus inside.

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the advisors alliance + aesthetics

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nonducoro-duco‌:

Humming an old, forgotten tune, Romulus walked along the old river bank. Everything seemed to be lulled asleep, with no one but a few people here and there, walking in the dead of night. If he had a choice, he too would be asleep - preferably with someone, but he rarely chose where and when he’d appear.

Judging by everything around him, it was China.

It’s been quite a long time since he was last here. His tiny excursions to the world of the living never gave him enough time, and he always seemed to mostly visit his little ones. Who knew he’d get a chance to stop by and see one of his oldest - and sweetest loves.

Looking up, he noticed the familiar figure leaning against the window, drinking something. He wondered if he too couldn’t sleep - he better be thinking of his dashing self, the old nation thought to himself. So, he gathered a few pebbles in his hand and threw one of them to lightly bounce against the glass to catch his attention. Seeing the familiar gaze turn to him, he smiles and raises a hand in greeting. It’s been quite a long time.

a small starter for @zhunihaoyun 

Only one person threw pebbles at his windows throughout the years. (Surprising, since he was never very popular to begin with).

After sticking his tongue out at the man, Min retreated to the kitchen. The water was still hot, since his own tea was freshly made. Even if it had not been, it was always fun to make the other wait like in the days of their youth.

He appeared from the front door of his Luoyang country house and held the two cups up.

“I did not bother to ask if you wanted green or oolong, since you have no taste.”