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we can be so incredibly simple sometimes, it's magical

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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

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if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

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if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

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my wife just sent me this,

I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer

I can't stop thinking about it.

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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?

your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides

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mr beast being sued for labor violations then having his food brand discontinued for mold then being reported to the FBI and now being investigated for roughly $23M in crypto-related insider trading feels like the ultimate don’t stop the party

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When the camera is scary and you must warn it to heckin BACK OFF.

(don't worry, no mantises were harmed in the making of this photo, here he is 10 seconds later chilling like usual, I just startled him when I moved the camera at first)

He is SUCH a pretty boy.

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stealing the last piece of her ass

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pathetic

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♡diversity win♡: seeing images of your handsome, photogenic, and normal looking bantam roosters, scrolling some, and subsequently seeing images of your nasty, miserable turkey-wench

i must keep everyone on their toes

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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

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I don’t even have a caption for this help me help me there are gay people in my head and they won’t leave