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Headcanon that Will Kempen was born on Winter Solstice (longest night of the year) and that James St Clair was born exactly six months later on Summer Solstice (longest day of the year).

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**Spoiler for Dark Rise!**

Seriously boys, get it together!

(James and Laurent would probably get along too)

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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

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A Quick Recap of Heavenly Tyrant - a live reaction to the audiobook

Aka: the many stages of ‘what the fuck?!’

— Minor Spoilers Ahead —

Stage 1: umm…. Yizhi?? 😅

Stage 2: omg my baby… how dare they! 😠

Stage 3: wtf Yizhi? 🤨

Stage 4: what. the. fuck. Yizhi? 😟

Stage 5: WHATHEFUCJ YIZHI?!!! 😡

Stage 6: my baby! HOW DARE THEY! 😤

Stage 7: Yizhi? Explain?? 😰

Stage 8: *muffled screaming*

Stage 9: … what.

Stage 10: *fully screaming*

Stage 11: *great sigh of relief* what the fuck, Yizhi.

Stage 12: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

Stage 13: fuck you Qin Zheng

Fin.

Thank you for listening to my TedTalk (read:shitpost)

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Catching up on Castlevania Nocturne and the only thought in my head when I saw Erzsebet was ‘that’s Amarantha’

If I ever bring up Amarantha in my ACOTAR rants, I will only be able to picture human Erzsebet.

(forgive the poor overlay) Bam! Amaranthas your vampire messiah.

Please tell me someone else sees this, but I just needed to share my 3am thoughts with someone.