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My girlfriend got me this sweater for Christmas, come back once your girl gets you a Nicolas Cage sweater, then we'll talk about relationship goals

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You're welcome

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Holy hell

GTP named Zeus from Brian Collins

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I papa bread men, bless us up with your bread, may you have a bountiful harvest

A Blessed Image

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Just checking the mail. 

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Hey, my name's Seth too, glad to share a name with your noodle!

This is my new Spider Ball Python named Seth. He fell asleep in my hand and I had to take a picture

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This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!

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Net Neutrality

It appears that Net Neutrality has been repealed by the FCC, and that is a horrible thing. Basically, for anybody who doesn't know it means that big companies like Comcast and Verizon etc., can now basically control and use their bias on different websites and data that you can access. The internet will now be extremely restricted but we as the people can stop it, it'll take an insane amount of work but we can't let our freedom be taken away.

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If you follow me I'll give you the nuclear launch codes

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WAI MATHER?!!???

The cutest picture to ever grace my eyeballs

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Me to Me: Don't you dare follow another reptile blog

Me back to Me: Bitch, who the fuck are you.

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Or does she scrEM?

She yawn

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Holy shit! What's the morph on this? I'm thinking genetic stripe is part of it but where does the orange on the stripe come from and where does that deep black come from??????

i really really really want this snake

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Took a selfie with a Walmart Santa Claus. Keep in mind, when this was taken me and my friend here were cashing his check from work, also keep in mind the fact that I'm 18 and he's 19, we're adults guys.

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Oh my goodddddd look at that jolly little noodle, so precious!

If you send me a picture of your snake I will adore it and cherish it, please.