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like if u save please !!  ♡

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me whenever Seven breaks the 4th wall

bitch i was just trying to awaken the beast come on

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I can picture it now

if the rfa boys were in rupaul’s drag race it’d be zen and seven lip syncing for the crown

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I can't believe you've done this

hcs or a scenario zen with a s/o that has a cat, and she loves her cat a lot. the cats like her baby but she never really brought it up to zen, because she knew that he was allergic, and has a bit of hatred for them. she was really sad about leaving her cat to stay with zen, but she doesn’t want to worry him. what’s zen like in this situation?

Helloooo anon!! I wrote this as hcs because I’ve been trying to write a one shot since last night writing is a slow process for me lol and my brain is fried so this was a nice breather! Also, once again, I am a little (very) tipsy so this may be a little silly, but I think we need a little light-heartedness at the moment so I hope this is okay! If it’s not what you were looking for then please feel free to send another ask and I’ll make sure it’s right (I promise I will be sober lmao)

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❤︎ okay so at first he is kinda like why

❤︎ everything was going so well WHY

❤︎ but he loves you right so obvs he could get over his hatred for cats for you but you can’t just get over an allergy come on now

❤︎ but!!!! do not lose hope my friend!!!!

❤︎ basically the cat doesn't want anything to do with him lmao

❤︎ he’s basically a puppy so can you really blame it

❤︎ just full on ignores him

❤︎ it’s like your cat just knows about him and is like “nah fam that’s cool i’m just gonna chill over here and mind my own cat business don’t mind me”

❤︎ and he’s like oh damn okay then

❤︎ stocks up on allergy medicine so it doesn't get in the way too much when he goes your place

❤︎ obviously he would NEVER ask you to get rid of it what kind of monster do you take him for

❤︎ because let’s get real for a minute

❤︎ you literally followed a strangers text messages to an apartment and then STAYED THERE FOR 11 DAMN DAYS bc you talked to a group of 6 people for about 10 minutes like this guy knows you must have been hella lonely

❤︎ and he noticed that you seemed a little down and worried when you stayed with him so when you told him about your cat he knew you must really love it

❤︎ he gets that your cat looked after you and helped you feel less lonely before he came along so he actually thanks it for being there for you

❤︎ this man kills me omg

❤︎ also watching you play with your pussy (NOPE STOP IT) cat is the cutest thing to him like it’s so wholesome

❤︎ but lowkey wishes you were snuggling and fussing over him instead

❤︎ he even gets jealous over a cat that’s how out of control he is

❤︎ although one day

❤︎ get this right you won’t believe it

❤︎ you walked in to the living room and Zen was asleep on the coach

❤︎ and the cat was curled up on his chest, also sleeping

❤︎ what the actual fuck oh no

❤︎ Zen sneezed and the cat flew no joke

❤︎ it was like the picture of Elizabeth the third that Jumin took where she jumped across the room you know the one

❤︎ and Zen was like i cannot believe you’ve done this

❤︎ you were CRYING oh my God it was the funniest thing you’ve ever seen in your life

❤︎ but then you saw his eyes were all puffy and were like well that’s not good is it

❤︎ poor swollen boi

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Thank you for the request my sweet lil anon, take care of yourself <3

[zenslittlelamb]

Shoutout to those who aren’t writers or artists

That’s all those of you who don’t produce drawings or comics, fics or drabbles.

All of you who just reblog, only comment, don’t do anything but look and read.

This one’s for you.

Because you’re the likers, the sharers, the taggers, the ask-senders. The reviewers, the praise-givers, the supporters, the flailers. The response, the feedback, the reward for all that hard work. Sometimes the difference between giving up and continuing.

You’re the cornerstone, the heart and soul of this community. It wouldn’t exist without you. Please don’t ever ever think otherwise. Please don’t ever think you shouldn’t talk to the creators whose stuff you enjoy.

And please let me say this:

Thank you for being awesome.

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Coffee Shop Jaehee ♡♡

Tag yourself as types of academia aesthetics I’ve seen

all songs can be found in my dark academia playlist here

Classic: ‘Instant Coffee’ by Bugs

organised desks glazed in a warm hue, chewing on the plastic cap on your pens, creating revision notes that look like art work, mugs of warm beverages embellishing your window sill, blanking out the world by a wall of study playlists, caramel glittered mornings or velvet wrapped nights

Dark: ‘Achilles Come Down’ by Gang of Youths

falling in love with the dark shadows that fall into the creases of the book shop, stinging liquid from opal bottles, adorning your body in shades of check and cream, desperate kisses exploding sparks in the obsidian, drowning nights spent scribbling your thoughts 

Light: ‘Rosie’ by The Kooks

wildflowers pressed between browned books, soaking in poetry under the lukewarm sunlight, sweet cups of tea comforting your throat, bathing in shades of pastel and neutral, oversized glasses and drowning sweaters, organising your studying time in floral planners 

Nature: ‘Freedom’ by Teddy Hyde

adorning your body in shades of the earth, completing essays encouraged by insects and birds, admiring the shades of the leaves and tree trunks, bedrooms drowning in ivy explorers, botanical posters converting your walls into a museum, naming every insect you meet

City: ‘Sugar’ by The Hails

losing your balance on the cobbled stones that line the streets, studying in public libraries surrounded by tiresome students, falling in love with the old fashioned building unloved along a back street, catching your reflection in the makeshift mirrors that embellish the pavement

Witchy: ‘Work Song’ by Hozier

working under the sprinkling of silver that dusts the midnight skies, absentmindedly stroking your cat as you work, splotches of obsidian ink creating abstract monsters on your page, working under the embers of candlelight, wisps of ghosts ballroom dancing in the smoke

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THAT IS A CAT!!

Hi, I was hoping you could write some hcs for jumin, zen and 707 where mc looks like the human version of Elizabeth the third? Like really really pale, white hair, bright blue eyes, and is smol. Please?

Jumin

Well, it does strike him at first that you look familiar for some reason but it is on the tip of his tongue until he sees you holding Elizabeth in your arms, and then it clicks for him. Oh, you’ve got similar features! He finds it really cute, honestly. It isn’t as though he’ll equate you with his feline, but he will tease you here or there in that Jumin-Han-Way. 

He finds your eyes rather striking as they are a very light shade of bluet that he hasn’t seen before. Your hair is just as fair as your skin tone, why if it weren’t for the blue eyes you might have been related to Zen in some way. He may or may not hand you some cat ears to test his theory but that’ll be between the both of you in the future. It doesn't matter to him what you look like, it’s your heart that he loves, but it is endearing and silly that you sort of bear much resemblance to someone he already loves dearly. 

Zen

You take him to right away through the phone after seeing some of his selfies and noting his fair complexion. You mention to him that you’ve also sort of got that look about you. He figures you must be cursed with the same eternal beauty as he has, but it isn’t until he comes to rescue you from the hacker that he does realize that those jokes that Seven was making were kind of true. You’re fair-skinned, you have baby blue eyes, and you have hair that is nearly whiter than his own. He thinks you’re beautiful no matter what, but when it clicks for him why those jokes were wild, he freezes. 

He isn’t allergic to you but the thought of that furball makes him sneeze. He hates it when people compare you to Elizabeth because you’re a human, that is a cat. You’re pretty and THAT IS A CAT. If anything, Elizabeth looks like you and not the other way around because you’ve been alive far longer than that cat has been. He loves to dote on you, though, look at all the matching selfies you guys can do now! 

Seven

Is this heaven? Are you the angel that’s come to greet him? Honestly, he is utterly winded when he catches sight of you on the CCTV. He thinks you’re the cutest person he’s ever seen and he teases you relentlessly about how much you look like Elly, or how much Elly looks like you. He’s the one that will and without shame, bring you cat eyes and a tail to wear just to see if it completes the image for him. His face is red and he babbles, having to look away from you when that happens. He genuinely thinks you’re amazing and if you put up with his teasing, you’re golden. 

He fawns over you a lot. He may even spam the chatroom with your selfies whenever Jumin sends his. Zen would also be guilty of that, but Seven would have convinced you to cosplay. It’s cute, and there’s no denying that he will use this power for good. You think Jumin would believe if he swapped you with Elly for a day?

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Request! RFA with an MC who writes and sings songs, but the lyrics are usually pretty sad and dark. When they ask, MC tells them that they started singing to help with their depression. A lot of MCs songs revolve around that.

Yoosung

Yoosung has noted that you spend a lot of time writing in your journal and working on lyrics but he’s never asked to see it because he figures it’s private and if you want to share it with him, you will do it on your time and he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable. It does take some time but he inquires about your hobby, and he thinks that it’s pretty neat that you took it up to help yourself kinda like how he took up gaming but he feels like you’ve found a more fruitful and important hobby than he has. 

He does worry that you spend a lot of time mulling over the darker thoughts so he does ask you if you want to talk or if you want to work out why you feel so bad if you need to talk about it. It doesn’t always have to go into writing, he’s here to talk with you.

Zen

Zen has seen you working in your notebook and curiosity has always fed into him so he can’t help but asking you what you’re doing and what that is. When he learns that you’ve got a real talent for something and you’ve been using it to help yourself get through what you’ve been doing or feeling, he admires that about you. He spends a lot of time working to keep his own darker thoughts from his mind, so he understands what you’re coming from and why it’s so important to you. 

He does love that you express yourself but he does want you to talk to him when you feel bad. It doesn’t have to go on paper, he can help you through whatever is upsetting you too. 

Jaehee

Jaehee has always poured herself into work and focused on her tasks and what she had to do for her job so she never sat down and really worked on her emotional wellbeing or thoughts. Her self care is leaving reality and just watching a good film or play, so when she learns that you spend a lot of time working on how you feel and what those feelings sound like, she does admire that you spend a great deal of time doing this. It’s hard to put thought into words but she knows that you have figured it out. 

She does ask you if you wish to sing these words or if you want to talk to her about them. She’s always willing to listen to you because you were ready to listen to her!

Jumin

Jumin can appreciate the work that goes into creative minds. He’s seen V work incredibly hard to get to where he is and he’s always had a fondness for all of the arts that he sees. It’s no different when he notes that you spend a lot of time writing and when he learns why he thinks that that is a good way to express what you are feeling into life. It’s better than bundling it all up because that is what you taught him and he finds it better for everyone this way. 

He loves to hear you hum and sing but he also wants to understand why these words feel so somber to you. He wants you to know that it’s okay to talk about this if you want. 

Seven

Seven stumbles across your streamline of notes and thinks that it may be something worse but you have to be honest with him and explain why you have these notes. It clicks for him when you say that they’re lyrics and he thought that it may be the case as the way that you had written it. You can’t blame him for being a worrywart. He’s never been good at talking about his problems so he does think this is a good way to train yourself. 

Seven admires that you can be open on paper but he wants you to be honest with him too. If you’re hurting, he wants to help you get it out too. If that means listening to you hum or sing, that’s okay with him, but if it’s more, he hopes that helps too.

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Hi!!! Can you please do hcs where seven, Zen, jumin and Yoosung where Mc convinces them to let her braid their hair while cuddling please

Yoosung

Yoosung is a little bit perplexed when you want to play around his hair as he is used to boys wanting to do that to their partner and not the other way around so it just kind of takes him off-guard. His cheeks are a little pink but he does nod his head and let you play with him to your heart's content. 

You can laugh all you want but he doesn’t care about that. He’s just happy that you want to spend time with him and dote on him. He comes to be really fond of your hands petting him. He may not admit it or anything but he really does like those nights when you paw at him.

Zen

I mean, the man has grown out his hair for this very purpose and he was simply waiting for someone to ask him that question. Just don’t expect him to not want to offer the same thing back. He’s going to do your hair if you’re going to be out here doing his hair in return. It’s only fair, you know, turnabout play. 

You’re both just cuddling on the couch and playing with each other’s hair. It’s just the way that things are. It’s how you start a night of self-care. That’s just routine for the two of you. He does chuckle when you look mighty pleased with yourself at his expense. 

Jumin

He’s not ever understood the thrill but the simple intimacy of the interaction is one that he would not mind. You would have to press him a little bit but he would eventually agree to your wishes as long as you’re in the penthouse together. He does have to look a certain way for work, but when he’s with you, he’s happy. 

As long as you laugh and look happy, he’s more than willing to try out anything that you like. He does enjoy it when you dote on him as he’s not ever really had a chance to receive that. He lets himself be vulnerable with you in a way that he is not with others, so keep that close to heart. 

Seven

You don’t even get the question out of your mouth before he agrees to what you ask him. He has to clarify, though, if you meant his natural hair or if you wanted to help him with dress-up. Either way, he is enthralled by the idea of your hands playing with his hair. He’s putty in your hands and I swear to God, he will purr. 

He just likes it when you’re petting him and cooing affectionately. He really likes the praise and your gentle strokes really do start to put him to sleep sometimes and he hardly ever has good rest. You’re a true saint and keep playing with him, okay? 

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Do Zen pls ♡

I got another dumb idea. Can I request Jumin, Sayeoung, V and Saeran with a MC who accidentally woke them up at 4am by trying to make a cake for their birthday

Jumin

Jumin is a heavy sleeper until it comes to sounds. He will get up if there is the smallest bit of ruckus. He didn’t know what to expect when he got up from bed and Elizabeth watching you from the table while you wiped some flour from your forehead and continued mixing something. He paused in the doorway and just watched you for a moment as he tried to discern what the heck you were doing at, and he glances at the clock, four in the morning. You should have been in bed with him at this hour, so he wonders what the excuse is going to be for this one. 

“Y/N?”

You yelp and immediately drop the whisk from your hand to look at him. “Jumin! it’s not what it looks like!” 

“...So, you aren’t baking at 4am?” he inquired, although his expression seemed rather humorous. “What are you doing, then? I’d love to hear this.” 

“I was trying to bake you a cake so you could wake up to a surprise in a little bit,” you admitted, cheeks blush. “I wanted it to be... sweet but I didn’t plan on waking you up.” 

Jumin just smiled at you. “Well, I’m awake now. Why don’t I help you finish this, then? I think it would be a lovely way to start the day with you.”

Seven

Okay. This man is either sleeping or he’s not. He isn’t a heavy sleeping because he trained himself not to be, and yet, sometimes if he’s worked for hours he will sleep like a log. You almost counted on that. He rolled over and couldn’t feel any heat coming from your spot, his fingers rolling through the sheets to find nothing at all. That worried him but he could hear sounds from the other room. It worried him, honestly. So he rose from bed to go and check on you. He was quiet as he walked through the bunker. 

“Shh!” 

“Hey, don’t shh me. It’s not like I wanted to help you. You’re the one that woke me up, Y/N.” 

“It was supposed to be a surprise for you too, Saeran. I can’t help that I’m not the best baker... thanks for helping me, though. I really did want to surprise you and Saeyoung. I know you guys... haven’t really celebrated your birthday together before so I really wanted to make it special. This would have been a disaster without you, Saeran.” 

“...Yeah, well, I saw how hard you were trying. Might as well.” 

That’s when Saeyoung sped into the room and threw his arms around you, mess and all, doting on you. “Y/N! Saeran! You’re both so sweet! I love you guys! Look at you! Getting along and baking! Why didn’t you wake me? This is the best surprise!” 

V

V is the lightest sleeper. He will wake up from just about anything but he can get back to sleep just as easy. However, it is a bit of a drawback for him at times when he is having a harsh night. When he woke up this time, he found that you were not in the bed and there was the smallest sound from the other room that was odd for this hour. He rose from his hair and ran his fingers through his messy locks, heading over to the doorway where he found you working up a storm in the kitchen. It was actually kind of cute to see you look so focused but he couldn’t piece together why. 

You nearly dropped the bowl you were holding when he spoke up, “Y/N? What are you doing this hour?” 

Looking back at him, you knew that you had been caught and there was no point in lying. “Oh.... well, I was trying to make you a cake, Jihyun. I figure you haven’t been able to properly celebrate your birthday... so I thought I could do this for you.” 

He was touched by your gesture. 

Falling in love with you even more than he already was. “You could have waited until the sun came up, though,” he murmured. 

“It’s not a morning surprise if I don’t have it all done before you get up! I would have done it last night but we stayed out with Jumin just a smidge later than I planned,”  you chuckled. 

“Why don’t I help you, then? It can still be a surprise.” 

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Mc

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A quick meme - submission

This extends to anyone that Zen is comforting, but especially Eliza!

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How would the RFA react to MC having a nightmare about them? Not a "i thought you died" nightmare, but a "you kicked me out and said you don't love/care about me anymore" nightmare. And MC gets really clingy and cries. Love your work stay awesome 👍

Yoosung

Now, he’s had his own brand of nightmares before that he has really not wanted to talk about but when you wake up early in the morning, fingers gripping at the fabric of his shirt with such dread, he can’t help but think you’ve had a really bad one last night. Your eyes are fraught with tears and you can’t meet his gaze at all, which makes his worry only grow a bit larger as the silence and the sound of your whimpers grow.

It takes a few minutes of coaxing you, but eventually, you recant what had happened in your dream. How in the dream, he decided to kick you out as he did not want you around anymore. Yoosung would never do that, he reassured you as he wiped away your tears. You’re his first love and the most important person in his life, you don’t have to worry about something like that. He’s not going to go anywhere without you. 

“Y/N... it’s okay. I’m not going anywhere, I promise.”

Zen

Zen had his own issues with sleeping and having nightmares. There will be those nights where he dreams of something that he fears will come to fruition in a matter of days. He never knows when something is a nightmare or when it may not happen at all. Living like that is hard but he only gets those types of dreams and thoughts every once in a while so he manages to make due. But, when it comes to you, he wouldn’t want you to feel miserable like that. 

So, you clutched tightly at the front of his shirt in the middle of the night, telling him about what you had dreamt of. It pains him to hear you so rightly upset but he would never ever do something like that. His fingers run through your hair and his lips brush against the top of your head. You cry as long as you need to but he will let you know that that will never happen when you cool down.

“Hey, I would never do that to you. It was just a dream, babe. I’m not going anywhere and neither are you, this is our place.”

Jaehee

Stress dreams are pretty common when you work really hard. It’s not really a big nightmare but they can leave you feeling your worst when it comes down to it. So, believe her when she says that she’s had her own fair share of bad dreams in the past. She would never want you to go through something that left you feeling utterly distraught or upset. Dreams may be dreams but that doesn’t mean that they cannot affect you once they’re gone. She knows, it happens with her parents. 

Oh, she’s never been good at comforting other people. Her arms are stiff and her nervous look is just a bit stronger. It still stings to see you upset, and she does her best to comfort you when you feel your worst. You can clutch at her all that you want and she won’t budge. Her nervous hand will brush against the back of your head, as you try to explain what happened and she does her best to assure you otherwise. 

“...I would not do such a thing to you, Y/N. You’re very important to me and I can not imagine my life without you.”

Jumin

Jumin is a rational guy and he can deal with nightmares if they come around by reminding himself that a dream is a dream. He can handle them if they come to be. However, some of them do bother him more so when he’s having a really hard time, like the incident with Glam and Sarah. It does bother him to know that you’re having a hard him sleeping with nightmares happening, and he would help you rationalize them, how you can change the worry with the truth. 

It is hard to see you so upset, dream or not. So, he lets you stick by his side as long as you need to, even if it will make him a little late. Your feelings are far more important than any deal. Even as you tell him what had gotten you so worked up in the first place, he listens to the details and reminds you of his love for you and how you stood by him no matter what, and he will continue to do the same for you no matter what. 

“Hey... you know that I would never do such a thing to you. Your place will always be with me, as my place will always be with you, darling.”

Seven

Seven has nightmares all of the time and no matter what he does, they will not leave him and they will not go away. Sometimes it’s about his childhood, there are times when it’s about missions that went horribly wrong, and then there are the dreams where you leave him or when he leaves you. All of them are awful and he would not wish it upon those he hates the most. So, when he sees that you are having them, he’s going to worry for you. 

Because seeing you sobbing early in the morning with a quiet whimper is a lot for him to handle. He doesn’t know what to do other than wrap his arms around you and you try to pull him even closer than that just for the sake of comfort. He will rub your back in slow circles, listening to what scared you so badly. It would take some time, but he would remind you that he’s never going to hurt you and he isn’t going to leave you behind. He loves you. 

“I’m never going to leave you or let you go. You were too stubborn to let me go and now I’m not going anywhere. You should be having dreams about how I’m smothering you, not leaving you, honestly, Y/N... probably not a good time to joke but hey, there’s your smile!” 

[zenslittlelamb]

I hate playing romance games

Why?

Because every time I do a route, I can’t bring myself to want to do anyone else’s. It feels like betrayal.

Especially with The Arcana, because I did Asra first and now two routes are completely ruined for me. I physically can’t bring myself to do their routes. This is torture.

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Hoping requests are open! Can you do a scenario with an MC, who, when healthy is a kind, loving person but when sick is easily annoyed, grumpy and pissed at the world, being comforted by RFA + minor trio? And their reactions to her sick-mode lol.

Yoosung

You’re normally an angel and the kindest person that he has ever been around in his entire life but the instant that you caught a cold, wow, you sort of started to scare him with how testy you could get. You snip at the smallest little thing and you do apologize for it because it’s not his fault or anything, you just don’t want him to think that it’s his fault when you're just angry at having gotten sick and how that limits what you can do. 

“I’m sorry you feel so bad, Y/N. What can I do to make it better? I hate to see you this upset and... not being able to do a lot, just let me know and I’ll try my best for you.”

Jaehee

You’ve always been super supportive and the nicest person that Jaehee has ever known in her entire life. She honestly didn’t think that you had a bad or mean bone in your body but boy, howdy, was she surprised when you caught the seasonal allergies and wound up lying in bed. You huffed, puffed, and just were generally crass about everything. She might take it the wrong way if you hadn’t given her a warning beforehand that you could sound like you were having a tantrum when you had a fever. 

“I am aware you are upset, Y/N. But, you are only going to hurt yourself if you keep talking like that. It’s going to be okay, though, so let’s try to focus on the positives. I made the soup.”

Zen

You’re a saint. You put up with nonsense from everyone in the RFA and you do that with a smile. You take criticism and anything rude with a strong face and seem to not have a mean bone. Well, he didn’t expect you to cop an attitude and tell him off one morning when you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. He gets that it isn’t fun to have caught a bug so he doesn’t judge. He does try his best to be sweet with you because you clearly need a lot of love and sympathy right now more than anything. 

“Babe, you’re cute when you’re angry but I really hate seeing you cry like this. What can I do to make it better? You want something warm or a few more blankets? I got you covered.”

Jumin

You’ve got a level head and you stand to put up with a lot more than anything else and you don’t let any irritation show. He admired that about you because even he could have his weak moments. It did come as a surprise when you caught the flu and said some rather crass things about the day and how irritated you were with all the little things that normally didn’t bother you. He’s surprised to see you angry, but hey, he gets that some people get really upset when they don’t feel well. But, you shouldn’t take it out on others. 

“I know you feel horrible, Y/N. Let’s see what I can do about getting you what you need so you can rest. No need to worry about getting up or making things harder for yourself.” 

Seven

You’re naturally a sweetheart and you’re so patient and kind with everything from him to the next kind of irritations. He’s pretty sure you're a saint or an angel for that but when you get sick, man, he has to take a step back and go, “Oh, I did not know you could be angry.” He might take it wrong if you’re cross with him as it reminds him of his past but if you’ve apologized and reassured him, he won’t kick himself. He will feel awful because you feel so bad that it makes you act out like that. 

“I know that I’m a real pain in the ass, Y/N, but did you really have to chuck a shoe at me? Granted, I probably deserved that. I should have knocked before I can in while you were resting. Anyways! Saeran and I made you something to eat and I came to cuddle!”

V

You’re the reason that he decided that he deserved better and that he needed to fight harder for himself. Your smile keeps him going and he is thankful that you are so sweet and patient. Well, the first time that you get sick, he’s happily ready to take care of you but you snip at him for something small and it makes him wince a bit. He figured you were just overwhelmed from the sunlight and loud noises, so he quietly fixed everything for you. He doesn’t take it personally but it does hit him in the wrong way.

“I’m sorry you’re feeling this way, Y/N. Let’s see what I can do about that, but I understand if you want to be alone for a little while. But, I can stick around if you want.”

Saeran

Honestly, you’re a true angel to him and if it wasn’t for you being so levelheaded and calm with him, he isn’t sure where he would be in the world. He wanted to give you the world just you had given him the chance to have the world and its roads open to him. When you get sick, he’s happy to take care of you but if you say something rude, he has to take a step back and go: “Oh? Oh, my God. You can get angry. This is all it took?” It does pain him to see you angry and upset but he doesn’t kick himself for it, he knows it’s not his fault, not this time. 

“...Heh. I can’t believe that’s what it took for you to get angry. I’m sorry you feel bad. What can I do? I’m used to other people taking care of me so I have an idea of what may help but I need to know what helps you.”

Vanderwood. 

If you want to cop an attitude then you can take care of yourself. That is what Vanderwood would say if they were talking to Seven, but you’re not Seven and you have a good heart when you don’t feel like you’re going to choke on your own lungs coming out of your chest. You’re usually very sweet and grounding but when you’re upset like this, it’s... well, you can get as angry as you want and Vanderwood will just nod in agreement because hey, being sick does really fucking suck. 

“It does suck. You’ve been whining for a half-hour, I should be impressed that you have kept it up this long. Now, are you going to eat what I brought or are you going to whine?”