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Title: JUNGKOOK GOT DIPPED
*It's morning in Nador. Jungkook and Mariam wanted to go to the beach....*
Mariam: Annyeong Kookie oppar! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ
Jungkook: Asalamu Alaykum Warahmatu Allahy Wabarakatu sister Mariam ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ“ฟ
Mariam: So we going to the beach ouleh?
Jungkook: Bitch we are in Nador... there ain't no beach here, estรบpida ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Mariam: OTTOKEEE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ MIHANAE JUNGKOOK OPPAR ๐Ÿฅบ I THOUGHT THERE WAS BEACH ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
Jungkook: Mariam... i'm disapointed in you ๐Ÿ˜” I tought you knew there's nothing in Nador, Eh hmar.
Mariam: I'm jinja sorry oppar ๐Ÿฅบ
Jungkook: Whatever ๐Ÿ˜’
Mariam: Wait! I'll make it up to you!!
Jungkook: How?
Mariam: We're gonna go to Alhoceimaaaa!!!
Jungkook: Alhoceima??!!!?? Landverrader!!
Mariam: ANNYOOOO!!!! It's just for a day! Just so we can go to the beach.
Jungkook: Morocco is surrounded by see. thERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING CITIES THAT HAVE A BEACH AND YOU CHOOSE ALHOCEIMA!?!?? I thought you knew better ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜’
*Mariam ran away and cried her eyes out infront of a tree*
Mariam: WHY IS HE SO MEAN TO MEEE?? ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ซ
Mariam: He'll pay for this ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘ฟ!!!!!
*Mariam moved to South Korea and came back after 5 years*
Mariam: Ottoke ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Nador became soooo beautiful ๐Ÿ˜! It was so ugly the last time i was here ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿฅด
Shownu: Tf did you just say ๐Ÿคจ
Mariam: Uhm... and you are??
Shownu: I'm the one and only Shownu Mohamed Conzaluz Ashraf Abdullah Hyunwoo Son. And you are?
Mariam: That's none of your business ๐Ÿ˜’
Shownu: Kifesh? You just asked me what my name is so it'll be kind of you if you'd tell your name too.
Mariam: Whatever ๐Ÿ˜’
*Mariam walked away from Shownu*
Shownu: YEAH! WALK AWAY AH KEHBA! GO SUCK YO MOMMA'S PUSSY!!
Mariam: *Ignores*
*It's 2 hours later and Mariam arrived at the Golden Nador Plaza hotel runned by Hamid Alboussi*
Hamid: Ewa zina, i see you arrived ๐Ÿ‘€
Mariam: My name is Mariam. Not Zina ๐Ÿ˜’
Hamid: I know... but you're so beautiful mashallah ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Mariam: Can i get my room please?
Hamid: Saff. Just wait here for a second.
*5 hours later*
Mariam: Ugh it takes sooo jinja long oof!
Mariam: I'll just go to another hotel.
*But as she was about to leave... she saw... a very familiar face*
Mariam: JUNGKOOK OPPAR???!!?!
Jungkook: Mariam? ....oh no ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ช
Mariam: OTTOKEEEE!!! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN SOOOO LONG!!!!!! I'VE MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCHHHH ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅฐ
Jungkook: Oh yeah.. I missed you too *fake smiles*
Mariam: OMG LETS HANG OUT TOGETHER!!
Jungkook: Actually... i cant... i've a concert today at Nador Dome. Mihanae.
Mariam: It's okay ๐Ÿ˜”
Jungkook: Another time okay? *Lying*
Mariam: Okayyy ๐Ÿ˜”
*As soon as Jungkook walks away a very mysterious guy in a black bourka comes to Mariam*
Mysterious guy: Hello Mariam *creepy voice*
Mariam: Hello. Who are you?
MG: I'm sorry i cannot tell you ๐Ÿคญ
Mariam: Ight issokay.
MG: I heard you're in love with Jungkook
Mariam: OMG OTTOKEEEE HOW DID YOU KNOW????
MG: I have my people...
Mariam: But please dont tell anyone!! PLEASE!!
MG: I wont...
Mariam: Omg thank you ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
MG: ...but...
Mariam: Oh no...
MG: You have to spy on Halima (Hwasa) for me.
Mariam: Who tf is Halima?
MG: See that girl, who's tryna buy tomatoes from that seven year old.
Mariam: OMGGG THATSS HWASSAAA!!!
MG: Uhm yeah whatever. So you see her.
Mariam: Yeah.
MG: Okay. I want you to spy on her and tomorrow you'll tell me what she did all dat today. K?
Mariam: B- but i dont want to ๐Ÿฅบ
MG: You have to!! Or else i'll tell everyone that you're in love with Jungkook.
Mariam: OMG NO!! OKAY I'LL DO IT!
*Mariam hides behind a tree spying on Halima (Hwasa)*
Mariam: I cant believe i'm literally doing this. I should be on a beach with Jungkook right now ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
*Halima (Hwasa) walks to Mariam*
Halima (Hwasa): Kifesh you're hiding behind a tree staring ar me?
Mariam: It's not what you think it is!!!
Halima (Hwasa): Okay explain.
Mariam: See that guy. Points at the fruit seller. He wants to kidnap and rape you!!
Halima (Hwasa): HE WHAT!!!
*Halima (Hwasa) rans towards the fruit seller and jumped on him*
Halima (Hwasa): SO I HEARD YOU WANTED TO KIDNAP AND RAPE ME!!!! WHO TF DO YOU THINK TOU ARE WEIRD ASS PEDOFILE!!!!!
Mariam: NOO!! HALIMA (Hwasa) IT WAS A JOKE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!
*Halima (Hwasa) gets of the man and pushes Mariam*
Halima (Hwasa): SO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?????
Mariam: I just wanted to...
*Halima (Hwasa) stubbed Mariam with a stick because she was so mad and couldnt conroll her anger.
No one helped Mariam. Instead they all made a rwina and filmed it on their Snapchat*
Mariam: AAAAAHHHHH ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ญ HELP MEEE PLEAAASEEEEE!!!
*But it was too late to do something*
Police: AL BOULICE!!!!! DONDEROP!!!!!
*The police arrested Halima (Hwasa) and called an ambulance for Mariam*
*The ambulance came*
The ambulance: PEEE OUHHH PEEE OUHH ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’จ
*When they arrived Mariam was gone*
Docter Mordeda: Huh this is the right destination right?
Doctor Henoua: Yes.
Doctor Mordeda: B- but where did she go??
*Mariam is blindfolded and is in a car*
Mariam: OTTOKEEE WHERE AM I??? I CANT SEE ANYTHING?!!???
To be continued...
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