▲【=◈︿◈=】▼ my mama said i can't share any information on the internet but Anton and Porter are my baes & Lana is my queen & i love food & i make gifs. i post EDM & funny stuffs. i am a good person i promise. i use bae way too much. that’s all i can share with you sorry bye i'm semi-hiatus. here for the details. ▲【=◈︿◈=】▼
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gamer: did you play this game as a kid
me: no
gamer: i must be way older than u
me: actually i was just poor
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If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?
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I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say
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Me: I’m DONE talking about this
Me: ………and you know what else man
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men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
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