zartophski
zartophski
Zartophski
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zartophski · 13 hours ago
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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
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zartophski · 13 hours ago
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zartophski · 13 hours ago
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do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row
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zartophski · 13 hours ago
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Eeveelution Doodles
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zartophski · 1 day ago
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had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed
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zartophski · 1 day ago
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Stubborn hero tries to brute force his way through mental illness, more at 10
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zartophski · 1 day ago
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Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic
And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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oughhhh
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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how i'm handling my students using AI to write papers:
-don't accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don't know the meaning of
-ask to see their original file where they "wrote" the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like "certainly! here's an essay about...."
-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don't, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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They don't let you write linguistic papers like this no more :(
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[Screenshot that reads: "This paper brings the reader the following news: Lexicalism is dead, deceased, demised, no more, passed on…. The underlying suspicion was wrong and the leading idea didn’t work out. This failure is not generally known because no one listens to morphologists."]
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue
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zartophski · 2 days ago
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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