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Steve-o

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♡ Ryan Dunn ♡

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dave🥺 raab🥺

"oh johnny Knoxville this, bam margera that, steve-o and chris and ryan!!!!!" SHUT UP ABOUT THEM!!!! WHERE ARE MY EHREN AND DAVE LIKERS!! MY WEE MAN AND PRESTON ENJOYERS!! WHAT ABT THE FOOLS WHO LIKE THE REST OF THE CKY CREW!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TALK ABT THEM!

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mf baby

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<333333333 happy birthday to the most important <333333333

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drops this And leaves

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traipsing around LA w/ spike… falling in love in the hills. late nights to malibu. watching him edit. finding hole in the wall stores for b movies from japan. tracing shapes on his shoulder as he falls asleep on your chest. soft talks as the city lights pass through the car window.

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“he’s everything to me he is the love of my life” and it’s dave england taking a shit in the display toilet

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men start out as babyboys and grow into babygirls at the tender age of 40

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but a goth jackass girl. dyes her hair midnight blue but it’s messy and her scalp is stained for a couple weeks but she doesn’t give a fuck because it looks cool in the sunlight. too many band tees with stains too, the cure, joy division, misfits. her and pontius smoke a bowl and karaoke misfits deep cuts at least once a month with the hotel remote. her nails are black and chipped and she probably has a cigarette in her pocket for later use though it breaks every time, but she still tries to light it and ryan makes fun of her. her eyeshadow is dark and the guys dickishly point out her dark circles from falling asleep at four AM but she just flips them off and everyone laughs and she blushes. her and johnny show up to set everyday wearing the same shoes. dark and bitchy, but she tells the stupidest mf jokes and actual crickets sound, except for that one time spike fell out laughing at a bar in some nowhere town. she burns too many siouxsie songs onto her CDs and forces everyone to listen to it on the way to set, and steve-o could fucking kill her. begs her to play some stupid 80s trash band and she tells him to fuck off every time why would I listen to that dumb ass shit. her jeans are usually black, but the one light wash pair is tight and O makes a comment about how great her ass looks, and the death glare is enough to make him shut up, but he hits pontius’ chest in that bro way and they giggle like fucking idiots. she’s fun and cute, but dark and she’s got a depth that scares them all, except for ryan who’s used to it and drinks with her on the balcony when they can’t sleep. disintegration sounds from the CD player. her stunts are mainly psychological, clockwork orange shit. the guys are impressed every time but fucking scarred and left shaking and red. she smiles every time.

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Please god

johnny knoxville should’ve played cliff booth in one upon a time in hollywood

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straight up

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POV: You’re every typical Hallmark movie love story w/ Johnny K 💓

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The Guys™️ with Plus-Sized!Reader as their GF pt. 2

TW: None once again, aside from Bam being a little prick at first. Enjoy! :)

• Dave England: So with Dave being Dave… he actually can barely handle himself around you. And since you’re an item, that’s basically all the time. He finds you so appealing, so celestial, and it isn’t his fault he gets worked up so easily just at the sight of you. The guys tease him about it all the time, some of them routinely putting images into his head while he’s supposed to be focusing on a sketch or stunt. “Hey, England! You ready for the slip n’ slide? Heard everybody’s gotta get lubed up real good.” Probably came from Wee Man, maybe even Pontius — the fact that everyone had to wear white t-shirts not even having to be mentioned, because how could Dave forget when you and your girls are involved? You could easily send the man into cardiac arrest without even really trying, but you spare him - only sometimes. Despite the obvious physical attraction, he’d also do anything for you because he truly adores you.

• Bam Margera: So it’s no surprise that Bam isn’t the most mature of the guys, so unfortunately, he isn’t very honest with himself when he first starts feeling an attraction to you. He’s defensive about it when the other guys tease him about it and sometimes he’d even be a bit of a jerk to you, but after hearing some of the guys make some comments about you and he realized how jealous it made him, he sort of got his head out of his ass. After that though, he’s definitely clingy. Highly prone to jealousy too, so when he catches some rando staring you down in public (or anywhere/anyone really), he hugs you closer, kisses at your neck, squeezes at your hips, and does his best to make you forget anyone else exists in that moment. He’s entirely a little shit, but he’s your little shit. ❤️

• Ehren McGhehey: Angel. Baby boy. The greatest boyfriend to ever exist. Neck hurting even just a little? Half hour massage, or longer, but you’re usually kissing him by the time thirty minutes is up. He heard your tummy rumble? He’s jumping up to start cooking or he’s grabbing the menu to your favorite take out places so he can go pick it up. If you’re ever cold, and you get cold often, he keeps at least two extra jackets/flannels/shirts in his car at all times just for you; he also keeps a tiny picture of you guys from a photo booth on his dash — yeah, he’s that type. He 1000% makes mixtapes for you, often with the weirdest yet cutest names like; Little Lady from Her Tramp ❤️ or Heart Disease. He loves you, you know?