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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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fuuuck um maybe

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no man ever steps in the same river twice. for it is not the same river. & she's actually a woman now

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laurie 😔

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& they say romance is dead

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It's called "plus size" because it's a plus when a girl is that size :3

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Click here to learn how to spot angels hidden in nature!

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average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

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shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

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an erection that lasts *exactly* 4 hours

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Actually cannot stop watching this

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reblog if you made it this far somehow