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Are you “enemies to lovers” fucked up or “found family” fucked up?

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me at every single character i like

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Writing period dramas in the discord, lads

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My ideal gender presentation is masculinity but doing it wrong because I'm also doing femininity but doing it wrong. Yknow

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my hand slipped <33

(what if we stared at each other’s lips,,,and we were both gnc as fuck,,,,,)

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how can i have gender envy for a mf i've never seen

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Every summer, Merlin gets freckles.

Every summer, Arthur loses his mind.

Every summer, Leon asks for a month of vacation time.

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It amuses me just how unhinged Merlin is as Dragoon, he gives zero shits and fears no god and it shows. Sassy boy becomes an even sassier old man and roasts people with the confidence of a youtube commenter who knows they have the benefit of anonymity

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the way unconditional serotonin can be generated instantly by simply looking at some fish

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its a tragedy i dont have slit pupils like a cat

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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kageyama is being added to my collection of emotionally stunted emo children

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daichi and suga are married, they just don't know it yet

the rest of the team are their children, except for asahi, who’s the boyfriend noya brought home, and tanaka, who just started living out of their house one day and they never made him leave

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everybody saw ed’s automail and immediately jumped to “he committed the biggest taboo” like he gives off such bastard energy the possibility he lost his limbs in an accident or the war is just unthinkable. they just look at him and go “yeah, you look like you tried to punch god in the face” and they’re absolutely right.

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i'm curious, if u want rb this with why you chose your url!