yourlocalsanitizedoctoling
somebody please get me the fuck out of this metro
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noctourniquet's blog. she/her. go check out @tartar-8. icon by @sheepishzoologist (edited by me), banner by @ask-agent-4 (also edited by me)
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yourlocalsanitizedoctoling · 14 hours ago
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I'm about to go to bed but here's the new Dual Rulers website images incase someone hasn't uploaded them yet
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yourlocalsanitizedoctoling · 14 hours ago
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reblog this if your icon could kill a man
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yourlocalsanitizedoctoling · 16 hours ago
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yourlocalsanitizedoctoling · 19 hours ago
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Golden Ratio
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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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Man, google search sucks now.
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the dash is in tatters. please say something nice to the person you reblog this from. it's so sad to see you all so sad
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hear me out wheel
step 1: spin the wheel step 2:
i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun
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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.
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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.
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I hate this fucking country
I just got a message that I won't be able to receive any benefits until I "disclose my spouse's gender" despite them being marked as non binary in their passport we used to apply for marriage to begin with.
And to top it all off, they even fucking deadnamed me in the letter
Anyway, we're really low on funds and I don't know how long this crap will take.
So if anyone can help us out, my ko-fi is right here
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im so fucking glad the devs said they'll never stop making yakuza games about old men because i swear nothing brings sincere joy to my life like peepaw kiryu
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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
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