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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

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youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

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my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said "the masculine urge to get pregnant." then stood there for a second before leaving silently.

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my life is forfeit

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It's been a while so...

If you can't reblog, this works too, huh?

>▿<

Hello, i can reblog now dw! but this also works!

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We are committed to ensuring all of our meat is ethically sourced. Every steak you eat at this restaurant came from a cow who perished in an honorable duel to the death with one of our chefs.

This is our promise to you.

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here comes the airplane

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doggie

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im done with finals yay

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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Save me strongchako….

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