theamazingchickenman
Loveable Loser
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"Hello, Danny!" OC RP/Ask blog for Chicken Man. Likes warm nights by the beach and long walks on the fireplace. Selective. Mun is 21+ Minors do not interact.
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theamazingchickenman · 17 days ago
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WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!
"It was the Mild Gumming of 94, where grampa lost his dentures and thought he was a salamander. Like you do."
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theamazingchickenman · 17 days ago
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Tracey decided that Roy needs this too.
"But you need to be a lampwizard to wizard up those lamps."
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theamazingchickenman · 17 days ago
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*dabs to confuse squirrels from 2018*
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theamazingchickenman · 1 month ago
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2025 will be our comeback year.
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theamazingchickenman · 1 month ago
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We're not dead, just resting.
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theamazingchickenman · 6 months ago
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RIP Bob Lampwizard.
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theamazingchickenman · 7 months ago
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This is the happiest day of my life.
Twelve years ago I was ready to kill myself.
Then I met her.
Everything changed.
I found purpose, I found hope, I found love.
And now, even if just for a moment, I've never been happier.
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theamazingchickenman · 7 months ago
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So hey, just got married
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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Marriage in two weeks to the day. I'm not nervous, YOU'RE nervous.
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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"Marty! You've got to come back with me! Back...to the store, I forgot banana bread."
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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Holy shit a I'm getting married in exactly a month
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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"Be like a Fruit Roll-Up."
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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You and Earthworm Jim should join a fighting tournament.
"I eat worms, he has a gun. Seems like a decent match-up."
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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When I was seven, I accidentally sat on a banana. That changed my life forever...
"How unappeeling!"
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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Hey man! *hands him a slice of cake* My b-day was last week..but I still have plenty of cake!
"Oh crap, my face has been caught in the radiator for six months. Lemme go fix this."
He goes back in time to Creeper's birthday and gifts him a radiator.
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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"It hasn't tried to steal me Lucky Charms, so thats pretty nice!"
"I found a carrot!"
"Amazing, sensational even! Is it a nice one?"
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theamazingchickenman · 8 months ago
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Been busy, no time for Chicken Man lately.
Moved to a different department at my contract job.
Earned my Fraud Examiner certification.
Lost 20 pounds.
And I'm getting married in a month.
Won't be especially active for awhile unless the occasional mood strikes me.
Once the dust settles, I'll be drawing a lot more, methinks.
Still love you guys.
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