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emma stone with a pixie cut... i need her hand in marriage
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my roommate was supposed to move out in march anyway but our other roommates so annoying that she just packed her shit up today and is staying with her boyfriend for two months. i hate it here
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ive been back for an hour and a half and im already so mad at my roommate
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"If he was giving you every opportunity, you'd have grown out of this job three years ago. You can't blame him, he's never gonna find anybody else as capable as you. I wouldn't let you go, either."
No Exit (Season 5, Episode 20) THE WEST WING
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little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now
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Oh strawberry... We're really in it now...
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imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut
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those three dilfs from mamma mia are so lucky they're in a romantic comedy and are only faced with undetermined paternity hijinks when they accept a mysterious out-of-the-blue invitation to an island and don't end up in some scary horror movie plot like the menu or the most dangerous game or scooby-doo 2002
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The West Wing + textposts (22/?)
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How To Draw A Horse by Emma Hunsinger in this week’s New Yorker magazine.
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COSTUME APPRECIATION Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham, Downton Abbey
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