yourgoddessnatalia

[yourgoddessnatalia]

it's so nice of you to be sending me on a cruise while you slave away at your 9to5 pretty beta

[yourgoddessnatalia]

Are you real?

The real question here is: are You real? Because real only fuckss with real if you get what I'm saying my guy

[yourgoddessnatalia]

It feels so good to spend my days in my garden. All I have to worry about is what needs to be picked and tended to today. No need to get my hands dirty with anything other than dirt

What a beautiful world you've built for your goddess where she's able to frolick freely while you toil your life away. How rewarding that must feel to you, piggy 🐽

[yourgoddessnatalia]

You poor thing. Lost and all alone. Why don't you join me on my journey? We'll explore this world together. I'll do my best not to totally take over your mind. I know people in this world like their individuality. It's nothing like where I'm from

[yourgoddessnatalia]

Get voting losers 😜 your goddess is starving

@yourgoddessnatalia 😘

[yourgoddessnatalia]

Tick tock pretty betas

It's only a matter of time before Goddess returns in full force

Life has been hectic over these last couple of weeks. Between my birthday and the eminent Holidays around the corner

[yourgoddessnatalia]

Reimburse for my birthday nails bitches

[yourgoddessnatalia]

Drip

Drip

Drip

Drip

Hear that leaky sink?

Drip

Drop

No? Your ears don't work?

Drip

Drip

Drop

It's your brain leaking out of your ears?

Drop

Drip

Drip

I think it's your money leaking out of your wallet

Stroke

Drip

Drip

Drop

That must be it. I see you sitting there stroking your wallet

Drip

Swish

Drip

Swoosh

Drip

Look at all that cash falling out. You must be getting ready to splurge on Goddess

Drip

Swish

Drop

Bill after bill just dripping to the floor. Each bill drop bigger than the last

Drip

Swoosh

Drop

Splurge for Goddess and she'll reward you while you watch your wallet drip dry

Drip

Drip

Drip

[yourgoddessnatalia]

Who else needs an emotional support beverage when you go shopping on someone's else's dime?

[yourgoddessnatalia]

Broke? too bad. $end what little you have anyway

Shy? hide behind numbers and $end silently

Relapsing? $end triple.

obsessed with me? $end three digits at least!

[yourgoddessnatalia]

This is a post about a girl who knows how to spend your money wisely

[yourgoddessnatalia]

My birthday is in a week simps. I know your gooned out mush brain can't think for itself.

Here's what I expect you to (S)end for my birthday

My nails done, mani-pedi - 300

My drinks covered - 200

My meals paid for - 300

My bud tendered - 180

My casino bets covered - 500

And a new birthday outfit for going out with Daddy - 200

Items Goddess REALLY Wants off Throne:

28 Bottle Wine Cellar

10x30 Canopy Pop Up

Plane Tickets

Galaxy Unbreakable B0ng

I'll be adding more gifts to my wishlist(s) too

[yourgoddessnatalia]

My coffee never tastes as good when it's not sub funded, simp. And it tastes a bit disappointing this morning.

It might could be because it's a Monday...

[yourgoddessnatalia]

[yourgoddessnatalia]

I know you're nervous, piggy. Tonight is your big debut though.

Isn't your stage beautiful? It's so perfect for you to present yourself to our guests.

Oh no. You won't know who they are. Everyone will be wearing masks. Even you, piggy.

Go get changed into your special outfit and I'll get the table ready.

[yourgoddessnatalia]

Daddy wanted to remind you betas who I belong to 🤭

Send for the twitch that just gave you losers

[yourgoddessnatalia]