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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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extra HC that the og Elias was a stealthy trans man, Jonah didn't know about it when stealing his body. he didn't know he has to take HRT either and got his period back.
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problem as of late: whenever i hurt myself i have begun subconsciously combining "YEOWCH" and "OWIE." you can imagine it does not do me any good to go YAOI under my breath every time i stub my toe
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If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little
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wtnv is awesome because cecil will be like "and that shows you why it's so important to be alive. truly, really, isn't it amazing? isn't it wonderful how everything has led up to this moment? every little decision made, every atom in the universe, every small event that's happened up until now- it's all led to you being here? in this moment you are alive, and you are breathing, and the world is spinning, and all across the world, people are alive and breathing on the same earth as you. take care of yourself as the world has taken care of you and nurtured you to get you to this point" and then he immediately follows it up with "and now here's the new development on the story about the Baseball Team Players beating each other with Hammers"
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CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen
Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????
Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak
Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.
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who’s ready to talk about how wicked is one of the few examples of a love triangle that is actually a triangle
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