yourfellowinsomniac

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a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

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things heard in my high school hallway

“try me, beyoncé!!!”

“holy BALLSACK it’s so cold-“

“soviet spoonion”

“MOVE i’m gay”

“WHAT THE CUM HAMMER??”

“don’t worry he’s within our age group, it’s legal”

“you can fibble my tibbles anytime”

“They waterboarded me for this, I swear.” 

“Automate me, daddy”

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yeah. they f*ck.

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i’m a good kid; didn’t usually get in trouble except for this ONE TIME in elementary when this guy yanked me by my jacket and scared the fuck out of me during tag so i shoved him into a metal pole lmao

what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

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HE’S USING SOME OF HIS STUDENTS’ MOVES. I AM NOT OKAY.

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Today is Wet Beast Wednesday!

Today’s wet beast is: Pyjama Shark

Olive’s wet beast fact: look at him he’s literally in his jammies I’m going to cry.

Stay tuned for more Wet Beast Wednesdays!

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so many people are on character.ai for smut n stuff and i’m just sitting here with the thousands of children i’ve adopted and the hundreds of comfort characters that i’ve helped overcome trauma

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Bnha Heroes and ominous positivity

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Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

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i think about this a lot

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it would be kinda cool if hollywood being shut down had the side effect (besides hopefully getting everyone better working conditions ofc) of getting some non US movies and shows a bit more of a platform again outside the US, cause why the fuck is there like mostly only hollywood in much of the world, i love the chokehold US imperialism has on pop culture, it's great

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NEWEST MANGA CHAPTER SPOILERS

ARE WE STILL FRIEEEEENDS?????

OH, DON’T GET GREEN-SKIN, KEEP CONTACT

DON’T SAY GOODBYE

SMELL YOU LATER

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OH GIRL, IT'S YOU

THAT I FLY WITH

AS THE WORLD AROUND US END

OH GIRL, IT'S YOU

I'D LIKE TO BE WITH

AS THE WORLD

AS THE WORLD CAVES IN

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does anyone else lose their entire sense of time if they take a nap

like i will close my eyes for like five minutes and suddenly its a monday wait no fuck it’s a thursday fuck no WHAT DAY IS IT

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once you hit 15 I think everything just starts clicking but you can’t vocalize it or put a name to it so your just stewing in the secrets of the universe with no way of telling anyone

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sometimes i think i’m normal and then i realize that i

a.) drank lead paint as a kid more than once and SURVIVED

b.) i know what lube tastes like (don’t ask)

c.) i probably know more about sex than any normal adult

d.) i can scale a fence twice my size like a fucking professional in 2.5 seconds

e.) i’m very fucking stupid (for example):

me: what does it mean when your hands are like— bisexual??

@mydicksfallenoff: DONT YOU MEAN AMBIDEXTROUS?!?!

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About Me :))

about time I made one of these, so buckle up fuckers, you’re in for a ride.

i will not give you my age but do keep in mind that I AM A MINOR.

i’m pansexual demiromantic :)

i honestly don’t spend a lot of time on this platform but when i do post it’s mostly just brain dump, so sorry in advance lmao

stressed depressed lemon zest :’)

i support LGBT+, feminism, BLM, etc.. Misogynists, racists, ableists, and homophobes beware

uh i think that’s it, anyways have a nice day :)