yourfavoriteracoonplushie

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

YIPPIE IM SO EXCITED!!!!

(Swap universe)

Deed: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Cathy: No... well, their slowness.

Deed: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Deed: Now I have a plan.

Deed: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

[Vaporine's gonna stop her.]

(Deed - @boredhenchwench Cathy - @owens-of-the-lab)

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

HELL YEAH HON ILL HELP YOU!!!!!!!

(Swap universe)

Deed: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Cathy: No... well, their slowness.

Deed: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Deed: Now I have a plan.

Deed: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

[Vaporine's gonna stop her.]

(Deed - @boredhenchwench Cathy - @owens-of-the-lab)

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Yeah pretty much, just give em WiFi and it’s fine lmao

I'm tired of burning in hell. It's boring.

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

are you surprised? This is tumblr, darlings

I'm tired of burning in hell. It's boring.

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

mood

I'm tired of burning in hell. It's boring.

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Yay!!! :D

Hey, Ross? Are you busy?

- Sylvania

Heya Slyvie! I’m not busy rn, just finished Boss’ latest gadget!

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Oooo yes! For sure, I’ve got some gossip on hero shenanigans I heard via the grape vine to chat about while we work on this! :)

Hey, Ross? Are you busy?

- Sylvania

Heya Slyvie! I’m not busy rn, just finished Boss’ latest gadget!

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Hey, Ross? Are you busy?

- Sylvania

Heya Slyvie! I’m not busy rn, just finished Boss’ latest gadget!

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

This is canon, I was there

Vaporine : *cursing at some jerk in Spanish*

Jerk : SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE [FRICK] SHE'S SAYING!!

Ross : *laughing their behind off*

Jerk : WHAT THE [FRICK] IS SHE SAYING?! I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL!!

Venus, laughing hysterically : OMV, you're so dead!

[OMV = Oh my Vaporine]

(Vaporine - @magic-and-tides Ross - @yourfavoriteracoonplushie Venus - @venus-sundew-evil)

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Dude it’s going down Lady Vaporine’s bout to blow up at some speciest fuckwad that insulted Sa- Venus!

Yo! We hate Speciesism! Im on my way incase the girlfriends need backup! Anti-faes are especially nasty in my experience

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

True! They’re sooo cuteeeee :33

Hey Ross, how've you been? Just asking out of uh... curiosity's sake.

- Sylvania

I’ve been great! I got engaged, i got a bingo in my lesbian bingo, a lot of cool stuffs been happening! What about you?

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Lesbian bingo ✨✨

Hey Ross, how've you been? Just asking out of uh... curiosity's sake.

- Sylvania

I’ve been great! I got engaged, i got a bingo in my lesbian bingo, a lot of cool stuffs been happening! What about you?

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Hey Ross, how've you been? Just asking out of uh... curiosity's sake.

- Sylvania

I’ve been great! I got engaged, i got a bingo in my lesbian bingo, a lot of cool stuffs been happening! What about you?

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Ooc: Canon lmaooo

Swap!Ross: Huh, my boss is a fae? Neat! Anyways, what’re you guys having for lunch?

[That is pretty accurate for them. They just be like : Oh! Anyways...]

(Ross - @yourfavoriteracoonplushie)

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

YEEEEP!!!!! RIZZ FR!!!

BESTIE BELOVED I GOT A BINGO ON THE LESBIAN BINGO CARD!!!

- @yourfavoriteracoonplushie

YO SPIILLLL

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

lOOOOK!!!!! WE GOT TWO BINGOS LETS GOOOO!!!!

BESTIE BELOVED I GOT A BINGO ON THE LESBIAN BINGO CARD!!!

- @yourfavoriteracoonplushie

YO SPIILLLL