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So I’ve been super sick and meant to do this earlier, and none of y’all probably know what this means, but I’m @lexothesaurus

I’ll probably end up keeping the blog and just posting words when I have time (which is never, because senior year…)

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Yee so now everyone knows who vorus is and all is well…

I still haven’t revealed my Lexx blog cause I’m not very active on it or anything because I have a lot of things going on, but I am @lexotaurus. Super anticlimactic lol.

Like I mentioned earlier today, one of my posts (yo Danny Fenton he was just four when he discovered the magical world of vore) inspired Vic to make vorus, which is why I always joked about vorus actually being me/kinda being me etc. and also why I’m hella protective over Vic.

So yee February ends with everyone coming clean and we all survived the lexxpocalypse and it’s been hella fun wreaking havoc with everyone!

Remember to be kind to each other!

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figured it was time  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Lexovorus vs. Dannyphandump:  Epilogue

Note: This one is mostly under the cut because it got a little long and I don’t want to clog anyone’s dash, but if you want to know who Vorus is, you’ll want to at least scroll to the last section :)))

The stadium was in chaos.  Vorus had disappeared from the ring after the phight, but not before leaving an ominous “SOON” hanging in the air.

“I’m probably going to regret this, but you and Bug are in charge,” Vic said quickly as she shrugged on her jacket.

“Okay, I’m down for that, but what are you doing?”  Lexx asked.  “You’re not gonna take on Vorus too, are you?”

“Not exactly.”  Vic’s lips pressed into a thin line; her eyes grew brighter.  “I’m going to get Tali back.”

“But she…”

“She’s not gone,” Vic snapped.  “She’s not.”

“Dude, chill,” Lexx raised her hands, one still holding her smoothie.  “Just be careful, alright?  Bug and I will hold down the fort.”

“Good.” Vic nodded. She hadn’t expected to need to call on the other two phandom moms so soon, but it was good to know there were still people she could count on.

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Alright. I think I was late on this anyway so, reveal time…

I am @reallydumbdannyphandomaus. Yay!

*crickets*

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Announcement

I don’t have time to stalk Lexx anymore so I might as well say

I am @lexxjustlexx

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Danny sped through the ghost zone, wincing slightly from his many injuries. Sam and Tucker warned him that something like this could happen, but noooo, he just had to visit the Far Frozen by himself…and now Walker’s goons were after him.

It was the edge of the Far Frozen, which meant that Frostbite and his people weren’t there to protect him. He had to admit, Walker was pretty smart not to set his minions after him until he was alone somewhere without help. One of said goons shot at him, and Danny bit his tongue to suppress a groan.

Danny spotted a cluster of floating glaciers nearby. Maybe he could outmaneuver the ghosts if he sped through it; he did seem more agile than them. Making up his mind, he sped toward the cluster, zigzagging through each piece of ice and rock until the guards chasing him could no longer be seen from over his shoulder. He sighed in relief and leaned against a rock, but his paranoia told him to keep going, just in case. So, he did.

And he found the weirdest fucking thing.

In the middle of the frozen wasteland was…a desert. A tiny island of hot sand in the middle of the FAR FROZEN. Danny raised his eyebrows and approached the island out of curiousity.

On closer inspection, he found a house in the middle of the small sahara. It was a nice little concrete building, nice place to live…if you ignored the inverted-color minion costume guarding the door.

“What. The fuck,” said Danny and floated a little closer to the minion. He tapped it, and it fell to the side, conforming that the costume was empty.

Danny narrowed his eyes. He recognized this minion–he was pretty sure he saw it somewhere…Oh, yeah! He laughed. Of course, the strangeness of this place became explainable once he realized it belonged to one of the weirdos at the Phandom Phight Club. The minion costume was from the ‘worst outfit’ round. Who had worn it again? Voidetrap? He’s pretty sure that was her name.

Danny shook his head. That day did not need reliving. He looked up in an effort to clear his head, and instead he found something alarming. Walker’s guards had made it through the shield of glaciers and were looking around for him.

“Shit,” he muttered. He was about to take off, but stopped and eyed the house next to him. He still wasn’t entirely sure of his 'Phandom’’s alignment, but they did seem to like him…

He knocked at the door. When nobody answered, he pushed aside the fallen minion and kicked down the door–or, well, was going to, but it turned out to be unlocked. Man, the Phans really are all idiots.

He hastily shut the door behind him just as one of the ghosts turned his gaze in his direction. There was a lock after all, and he locked the door. He slunk down and shut his eyes, exhausted from the adrenaline.

When he opened his eyes again, a ghost was standing two inches away from him.

Danny yelled and got up. He relaxed slightly when he took in the ghost’s black eyes and flowing space hair and realized it was the owner of this lair. She seemed giddy to see him.

“You’re Danny Phantom,” Void pointed out, vibrating from…excitement? Joy? He just hoped she was asexual like the majority of the Phandom, because he did NOT want to deal with a craved fangirl. “Danny Phantom is in my lair.”

“Yeah, sorry about breaking in,” he replied.

“Oh, no, it’s fine! I saw Walker’s minions pursuing you.”

“Yeah, minions…” He narrowed his eyes at her, still unsure about trusting her sanity with the minion costume still outside.

He didn’t have time to think about it, though, because a knock sounded at the door. Void moved around him–careful not to touch him–and looked through the peephole. The look of alarm on her face when she turned back to him confirmed his fear.

“Quick–hide!” she whispered. Danny didn’t need to be told twice. He rushed toward a closet, but Void stopped him by holding out her hands and whisper-yelling, “No, not in there!”

Another knock sounded at the door, but this time it sounded less polite and more like the person wanted to forcefully slam the door open. Good thing Danny locked the door when he entered.

Void bit her lip in hesitation for a second before she sighed and opened the closet door. “Fine, get in!” she said and pushed him inside. He managed to catch a glimpse of something green inside before she slammed the door shut, shrouding him in darkness.

Man was this closet was dark. Somehow, no light could be seen at all, even from the door slits. It was as if a void resided here–which Danny guessed was appropriate, considering the ghost’s name. He imagined how it would be like if he got void powers when he grew up, and he inwardly chuckled. Yeah, like that would make any sense.

Still, the darkness was starting to get suffocating. If no light came in, then surely no light could get out, right? Pleased with this reasoning, he ignited one of his hands with ecto-fire, effectively shedding light around him.

It took all his self-control not to scream then and there.

In the closet with him was…Shrek. Well, a Shrek costume. Man, what is it with this ghost and weird costumes? He thought about the Shrek dancers back during the Phight Club, but this Shrek was slightly different. It had what appeared to be cool shades on its face, and…were those fidget spinner printouts taped on it?

The closet door suddenly opened, and Danny had to cover his eyes from the sudden onset of light. “Sorry about waiting–he’s gone,” Void said, smiling at him. Her smile fell when she saw his facial expression, and her eyes drifted to the Shrek costume beside him. “Oh. I guess you want an explanation for that.”

“Well, I mean…” Did he really want to know?

“Whatever, I’m telling it anyway,” she announced. Straightening up, she added, “I am @lexoswampus .”

“…” Danny furrowed his brows. Lexo-who? “That…doesn’t really explain anyth–”

“I’ve been Swampus this whole time,” she continued on, only this time she wasn’t looking at Danny; she was staring at where the camera would have been had they been in a TV show. “I played you all like a Nintendo Switch.”

“Yeah, I still don’t know what you’re talking about, also who are you talking to?”

Void finally looked back at Danny at grinned. “Oh, you don’t need to know.”

Danny frowned. “Right. Well. If you don’t have anything else to tell me, I’ll just be going now…”

“Oh, sure, you can go,” Void answered. “Feel free to visit any time, though!”

“Yeah…sure…” He left the fuck out of the house.

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Heyyy

Guess who made a lexx blog?

It’s true! I’m the little-known @lexazulus !

Lol it’s been fun watching the fires burn and @d-o-t-s go nuts, but now it’s time to let that blog go…

Thanks for the good times!💙

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Okay. I waited until last minute and didn’t finish plan A. What can I do to show that I’m @lexospaceboi?

Okay, my freshman year self portrait. What’s next.

Buzz Aldrin. Magnificent Isolation. Okay, good start. Who doesn’t have books written by the second man on the moon, though.

Okay, a postcard of the first footprint. Maybe that’s enough? No, definitely not.

How about a Polaroid of my team in front of the Pathfinder shuttle?

Or my space ties?

Or my keychains?

Or some of my Space Camp patches?

Okay, maybe that’s enough. I’m not throwing my clothes or posters ontop of this, too.

One of the purest Lexx Blogs. Here you go @d-o-t-s @yourfaveissecretlyalexxblog

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T'was me, Artsy. The shitty H0mestuck. The holder of the spider crown.

The Lexxpocalypse was was a fun ride, but I think it’s time to retire. ✌

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I made a Lexx blog. Yes. I did. Unashamedly. I very inactive one at that, but still fun.

I’m @lexobutchus and I approve this message

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I made a Lexx blog. Yes. I did. Unashamedly. I very inactive one at that, but still fun.

I’m @lexobutchus and I approve this message

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It was raining in the ghost zone. Apparently the ovservants hadn’t recaptured vortex again.

Dots sat inside the Denny’s, thoughtfully poking at her count choucula cerial with her fork. It was the only cerial that the Denny’s would serve, and for some reason Vlad’s picture was on the box instead of the count’s.

“so…. Are you going to say anything about why I’m here again?” Wes finally asked from the booth across from dots where he sat.

“something is up with the Lexx copys, and I can’t figure out why. They’re getting more organized with their chaos. They keep sending me these.” Dots replied, and she pulled out a small box from besides her.

Wes could see two small ghosts floating inside the box. One of them gave Wes a friendly wave, and the other winked at him and giggled mischievously.

“Are those… Blob ghosts?” Wes asked suspiciously

“Nope. They’re Anonyboos. I have like a gazillion of them back at my lair now. The Lexs keep leaving them on my doorstep anonymously.”

“If it’s anonymous, then how do you-”

“Because I can hear the Lexs laughing about them! It would be annoying except…. Well… Just look at them! They’re adorable!” Dots exclamed and crumpled a napkin into a tiny ball and put it into the Anonyboos box to illistrate her point. The Anonyboos squeaked happily, and began to play with the makeshift toy. It was one of the top 10 cutest things Wes had ever seen.

“Wow. Ok, I get what you mean. So what’re you gonna do about it?” Wes asked.

Before dots could respond, a waitress came by and adressed Wes. “Your order is ready.”

Wes frowned. “I didn’t order anything.”

The ghostly waitress smirked and indicated a booth with a lex copy sitting in it, drinking some orange juice. “ Compliments of table number four.”

The Lex at table 4 waved at them, and the waitress sat Down Wes’s food and a box containing 3 more Anonyboos. Dots rolled her eyes. “Great. Not another new one!”

“It’s new? How can you tell?” Wes asked.

“First off, I’ve got mad detective skills…. Also they’re backwards. I haven’t seen a backwards lex around yet.”

Wes frowned incredulously “backwards what do you- oh”

A second look reveald that the lex copy looked similar to the other lex copys, except their features were on the wrong sides; like someone had made a mirror image of them.

“well, points for originality I guess” Wes said sardonically.

“I’m telling you Wes, this conspiracy is just getting worse! Every time I figure out who a lex copy is, two more new ones just take their place!!! How could they do this to me?!” Dots groaned

“!semag dna nuf tsuj s'ti !evitceted no hO” reverse lex said, materializing behind Wes, causing him to jump in the air with a yelp.

“hey! Not cool!” The redhead teen compliained, then frowned, confused. “Wait, what did they say?”

Dots just rolled her eyes, exausted. “They’re talking backwards. Figures.” She adressed reverse lex “And take this more seriously! I will find out who you all are!!!”

Reverse smirked. “!fi sA ,esalp hO- you’ll never figure out who I am!” She said; but her lex disguise switched off revealing who she was. Dots and Wes stared at @phantasmapurple9 in shock and she sighed. “My lex disguise dropped didn’t it? Figures. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted I guess.”

“uh…. Who are you exactly?” Wes asked nervously

“Phantasma. I was the weapons manager during the Phight club event? Anyways; it’s the off season and I got bored, and the lex copy thing seemed like fun, so I figured I’d try it. But I guess I’m busted now, so I’m out. Good luck finding the other copys, you’ll need it! Until next time detectives, Peace!” Phantasma said, and phased out through the Denny’s wall, making her exit.

“that was… Weird.” Wes said

“yup. Those waffels look good though. Mind if I?” Dots asked

Wes stared at her in disbelief “are you crazy? a Lexx sent them! They could be poisioned! They could-”

“kill me? Yeah. Not very worried about that. Besides-” Dots stole a bite of Wes’s waffels. “She didn’t seem that bad, for a Lex I mean. Thease are good!”

Wes sighed and slid his plate twords Dots. “Have the rest. I’m keeping the blob Ghost though. For studying!”

Dots shrugged, and happily dug in. “Suit yourself. Just don’t feed them after midnight.”

“you’re kidding… Right? Dots???? Dots?!!”

But the ghost didn’t seeming to hear him, she was preoccupied with her waffles and listening in on the distant thoughts of the Lexxes. “Anti dots is comming!!!”

“oh yeah? Bring it on! I’ll be ready! And I’ll figure out who you all are! Mark my words! you’ll see, you’ll all see! One of these days…” Dots muttered, and slathered her waffles in boo-berry syrup.

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@asandygraves is secretly @yourfaveislexovorus !

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@asandygraves is secretly @yourfaveissecretlylexosaurus !

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@asandygraves is secretly @lexod-o-t-sus !

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My bad!

@sonicgrl01 is secretly @lexoendus !