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Yellowstone National Park - Wyoming - USA (by Phil Price) 

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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james mentioning growing old with lily in a fanfiction

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I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted.

(via bl-ossomed)

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brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you

me: why did you bring me this

brain: just because

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Me on my wedding day: *can’t wait to go home and cuddle*

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I have so much potential… i can’t give up on myself.

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growing up ugly didn’t even help me build character I just have intense self image issues and crippling anxiety over the way I look 24/7

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*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

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Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

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Cackling at the effortless shade. ☕️