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#lmfaooooo#i love that the new insult for this gen is#🫵😐 porn addiction#because yeah true#and it translates to a sex mod addiction#the boys cant watch anything if theyre not gooning to it#and their gooning requirements have gotten so out of hand#the ones who made that are the same to say “yeah sydney sweeney mid”
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right wing trolls acting up on tumblr always fascinate me like what are you doing making a fuss about pronouns on the pronouns in bio website you’re in enemy territory like are you lost or something
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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
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A part of me just wants to scream "ok but I've been saying this" and "u criticized me 5 years ago when I said this" and "I was trying to warn all u about this and u ignored me"
And a part of me goes "listen dude no one likes a know-it-all who just always says 'I said that first!'"
So I sit and say absolutely nothing in my little vibrating ball of being simultaneously torn apart and forced together
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hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
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In the club
#holy shit#that really is so beautiful#always thinking about that#how were all connected in the strangest silliest ways we never really think about#art
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Hayv Kahraman (Kurdish-Iraqi-American, 1981) - Plucked (+ detail) (2024)
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hey so I know this is a hehe funni joke but LISTEN
A dude I knew who was addicted to heroin/meth/pills for his ENTIRE LIFE (im talking like since pre-puberty) was able to donate several of his organs after his death!! They were even able to use his heart, after all that haha.
so you'd be surprised!! Keep being an organ donor ;o;
I’m technically an organ donor but I doubt any of my organs or tissues are in good enough condition to be donated. Imagining the transplant surgeon slicing into my torso and a puff of ominous black spores comes out. They extract my heart and it melts into black goo and drips onto the floor before they can do anything with it. I’m not worried about it because I’ll be dead but I’m sure that would be disappointing.
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