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this is one of his favorite things to do.

and every single time you get a sleugh of people saying you're looking too hard into it lol

Trump getting inaugurated on MLK Jr. Day is a hate crime. I don't care what anyone says.

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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sometimes I really am just totally lost in how to figure out how other people are perceiving the world lol. Like. We were handed a Dead Zone scenario on a silver platter after the UHC CEO shooting

he wasn't getting the replies he hoped for on X sympathizing with the CEO lmao. And what do ya know, 2 days later he's seen with his son that is never present. (probably had to have the kid shipped in from the compound he keeps them on tbh)

((that's not a joke btw he really does that shit. Ask me abt how he used Grimes' eggs without her knowledge to have babies & she found out thru twitter))

but it's like damn guys lol. what more. what more can there be for everyone to stop being complicit in this garbage. It's so blatant its driving me insane.

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honestly kinda cracking my shit up how the <24 hour tiktok ban is functioning in some spaces as an equivalent to the ending to The Dead Zone

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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live

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DAY 1!!!! EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 1!!!!!!!!!!

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thousands of forgotten neolithic prophecies are probably being fulfilled all around us all the time and we don’t even know it

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i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

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No clue who’s all migrating here from TikTok so woe art be upon ye

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"it outright tells you that, it says what we're really worried about is sowing doubts about U.S. leaders."

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honestly kinda cracking my shit up how the <24 hour tiktok ban is functioning in some spaces as an equivalent to the ending to The Dead Zone

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tiktok pulling that stunt kinda turned me off the whole thing tbh. when I saw it was back up (accompanied by that biiiiiiiig ol' boot lick) I hesitated to even use it because i was like "ok...well...I don't know if I even want this anymore 😕"

like what are u now. what did they do to u. are u going to merge with me like a symbiote but infinitely less cool.