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oh.

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"statement of Lydia Halligan regarding her insomnia" I can't sleep either but you don't see me complaining about it like that?

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I'm listening to tma for the first time.. that is NOT Sasha. How does Jon not notice that when he's so paranoid????

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I'm listening to tma for the first time.. that is NOT Sasha. How does Jon not notice that when he's so paranoid????

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if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

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wh'ref're wouldst thee licketh the sauce off of dottt're's headeth

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what if dottore was experimenting on you and you were crying and he said "would it help if i was bald" and grabbed his hair and pulled it off but it was actually a blue chicken wing and when he pulled it off there was blue barbecue sauce on his bald head.

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What if we kissed… during the shrek rave

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actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one

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You're trans? Like jesus?

yeah just like jesus

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I don't think they liked the pizza screaming -my friend after i passed out

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My friend showed me a song called stop posting about baller

baller

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is a caeser salad just a salad you ate with a fork?

no, they didn't eat Caeser its only a caeser salad if you stab it, betray it, and then don't eat it.

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I love making tumblr posts to ignore my problems

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I have had basically this exact conversation with my partner

this is quite literally a conversation i could have with one of my mutuals