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Everyone be out there simping over Resident evil lady and she be looking like my Aunt Hilda. (also green is a great color)
Iโ M L ITERALLY LOSING MY MIND DSJGHSJGDSHUSDUGDSHHHS
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Bee-live me I know how much bee puns can sting and I don't get all the buzz about it.
I've been stocking on puns like its pollen.
Hi. I've been hybernating through the winter but hive been awaken by the great Old Gods to deliver bee-tastic puns. I a-pollen-gise for that. That was very buzzare...I swear this is not my normal beehive-our... Oh no what IS HA-BEE-NING?
(am I going to use this account whenever I have puns? Yes I am bee-ch
these puns are gonna bee the death of me
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Some people ask me what rattle my bones. Well I gotta answer that the most obvious answer is an earthquake because my coffin just becomes an underground maraca. Now the less obvious answer is how the patriarchy has been implementing this false ideas of what is normal and in this essay I will-
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Your boi is here with some bone dry puns that are as humerus that haters gonna hate and we just here to have some fun times desmantling the patriarchy.
@darkwarfy
#Joke account#I had to#I'm sorry#But hey! Don't forget! There is no gender only puns and arson!#Have fun kiddos!#I will haunt you with puns Darkwarf
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