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look I know people think Those Types of white vegans are annoying but there is a specific type of men who act as if cooking meat is a personality trait and when asked to accommodate vegetarian/vegan/diary-free/egg-free diets act as if they’re being ordered to murder god and spit on their grandmother and they are honestly just as obnoxious

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Hey for Halloween this year we should go as girlfriends

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died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

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نون و گلدون‎ (Mohsen Makhmalbaf, 1996)

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Imagine: Its 2025. You're getting pulled over. A community representative approaches to let you know you have a taillight out. They don't need your license and registration, they don't write you a fix-it ticket. You're back on the road in less than five minutes. You swing by the store and grab a new light, not because you're afraid of what the city will do to you, but because you respect your community and know that having all your lights working is part of the driving privilege.

Your neighbors got into a loud spat a few weeks ago and without fear or hesitation, called a domestic assistance number. A counselor arrived and was able to talk the couple down and suggest solutions for their disagreement. No one was hurt, the kids participated in the discussion, and it's been quiet ever since.

Your friend has been struggling with addiction and you fear they might be a danger to themselves or others. You call a substance abuse specialist and they talk you through ways to help your friend get treatment. They offer to send an agent out to speak with your friend directly and provide information on harm reduction centers in your area.

Black and brown people are no longer being exploited through tickets and fines to pay for police. Trust is slowly being fostered in the community.

Teachers are being paid a living wage and students are being given more time, attention, and education. Books are up to date and classrooms are optimized to keep up with technology.

Trump is out of office.

It’s been a very long time since the name of a murdered black person was used as a hashtag.

Casual racism is no longer tolerated. The KKK has been classified as a terrorist organization. The Confederate flag isnt flown and has been removed from any official state flags or insignias. Most Confederate monuments have been taken down and placed in storage or museums.

You trust the investigation force to deal with crime the same way you trust firefighters to put out fires.

That's what 'defund the police' looks like. What we've seen in the last few weeks shows how overreaching and power-drunk many officers are. We asked too much of them and then called them heroes despite evidence to the contrary. We let them think that they could get away with anything, including murder. Its time for change.

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oh to have a group of lgbt friends where we all have wildly different styles and and interests but we all go on trips with each other and support each other’s goals and we live in one little apartment but we’ve made it cozy and our home and we have a homemade meal every night seated at our thrifted dinner table with mismatched chairs, except for thursday night where we agreed to have takeout in our living room and play board games

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me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.

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my secret agenda is actually just to sit in your room and show you my favorite songs while you explain different things you have on your wall or your desk to me

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i am both the court jester and the king he entertains

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a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

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Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’?

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when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist