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Christmas movie where Santa IS real but there aren't any presents ever because his naughty Vs nice decisions follow the same moral code as the good place/bad place decisions in The Good Place, and the plot involves a bunch of disillusioned teens helping him see that whilst there's no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism, goodness still exists. Is that anything

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Argument about politics #1 diverted and avoided

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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la dispute stained glass flower in the colors of the panorama album

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America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

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source

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Sometimes I think you just have to do your laundry and the dishes and take out the trash and put clean sheets on the bed and hope that tomorrow is kinder

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Why do I feel so gross.

I went in the wet box.

I ate a food

I drank a water.

I do not need to use the sleep.

I just feel gross.

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dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

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Blogging this tweet because this explains SO MUCH about the mindset of pretty much all the folks I’ve known who’re against single-payer, it’s not even funny…

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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My mom's cat is so spoiled and adorable