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Update: i learned the first half in a week....

Do they even speak in this musical? How much can happen for these people to have to sing for TWO AND A HALF HOURS??? AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS ENTIRE THING BY HEART??? WHERE DO YOU GET THE TIME TO LEARN THIS???

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"I cant make this shit up"

*me when im about to make some shit up*

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I dont see enough darkling slander on this bitch so im here to solve this

Fuck the darkling

Thank you.

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No because i needed this

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

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straight people do not understand james dean and they never will.. he is not your boomer leather jacket romantisization of the good ole 50s greaser Real Man taylor swift diner milkshake aesthetic hotrod he is literally the world‘s saddest, most miserable little lgbt man..he loved his mom and he loved ballet. he loved poetry. he met a girl who lost a leg in a motorcycle accident who missed riding and gave her a lift on his bike just so she could experience it again. he was thin and sickly as a kid. he felt unloved by his father. he was a sugar baby for dozens of important men in hollywood. he loved the little prince. he was terrified of abandonment. he was bipolar. he stole his boyfriends’ coats. he dodged the draft by openly telling the army he was a practicing homosexual. he was obsessed with bullfighting. he didnt use electricity on fridays because he thought candlelight was relaxing and fun. he adored judy garland. he called all the most important women in his life “mom.” he might’ve fucked walt disney. he had to train himself not to speak in a flat indiana drawl. all his friends called him jimmy, jimbo, and william bast called him “deaner.” he had terrible posture. he was incredibly nearsighted. he had a kitten named marcus, named after the uncle who raised him, that he gave away out of fear he’d not be able to take care of it properly

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Do they even speak in this musical? How much can happen for these people to have to sing for TWO AND A HALF HOURS??? AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS ENTIRE THING BY HEART??? WHERE DO YOU GET THE TIME TO LEARN THIS???

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Ive been informed that bruno lived in isolation for 10 years but close enough

HEAR ME OUT.

Not only are they physically identical but their stories are so similar too like

Brunos was always kinda the outcast, the black sheep of his family, just like sirius

They were blamed for things that weren't their fault and, because of that, had to live in isolation for many years (i actually think both of them were isolated for 12yrs, not sure tho)

A younger member of their family (harry and mirabel) brought justice to their name

They are both, most definitely, not straight

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HEAR ME OUT.

Not only are they physically identical but their stories are so similar too like

Brunos was always kinda the outcast, the black sheep of his family, just like sirius

They were blamed for things that weren't their fault and, because of that, had to live in isolation for many years (i actually think both of them were isolated for 12yrs, not sure tho)

A younger member of their family (harry and mirabel) brought justice to their name

They are both, most definitely, not straight

[youknowhatimeann]

the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it

for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and it makes me gag and makes my throat feel gross after eating it and so i don’t really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don’t like peanut butter they’d get all defensive like “peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!” and then i’d have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds.

but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i’m just allergic to peanuts because that way it’s not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter - it’s now like i’m a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me.

but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i’m at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn’t eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret. 

and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, “i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes.”

and if that isn’t love then i don’t know what is. 

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Ive come to the conclusion that the only thing a disney movie needs to be the next huge thing is a good singable soundtrack

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Enemies to “I found you while hurt and had to take care of you and in your vulnerable state I saw a side of you I’ve never seen before” to lovers

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JANUARY 9, 2022

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God i cannot believe society somehow convinced me to get tumblr, i survived the 2016 hype, and i still failed