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THE LINK CHANGED ITS

@420mindcontrol

HEY so I’ve found a new way to procrastinate USE MY SKILLS IN A PRODUCTIVE WAY

@mindcontrolprogram is a collar webcomic between me and another person! I’m writing it, the other person is drawing.

Warning for dark themes, torture, mind control, etc, but it’s pretty cool I think.

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HEY so I've found a new way to procrastinate USE MY SKILLS IN A PRODUCTIVE WAY

@mindcontrolprogram is a collar webcomic between me and another person! I’m writing it, the other person is drawing.

Warning for dark themes, torture, mind control, etc, but it’s pretty cool I think.

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this is what I did instead of writing (a video about James Charles)

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You may have missed this, but @v1als, the creator of Draven Kondraki, has been a bit upset that people are portraying the character as strictly gay. Draven is intended to be bisexual. This is important to the author because there's relatively little bi representation out there, and a lot of bi erasure. I know the jokes you've used were kindly meant as celebrations of gay identity, but please respect @v1als's wishes. --Dr. Mann, Wiki Author

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Why yes I would.

(A sinister fog surrounds Reaper and a moment later a extremely tall fluffy winged stranger that is wearing a plague doctor outfit walks out of the fog. They are holding a mint green box with white speckles on it) Greetings

Ah. I’ve been expecting you.

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(A sinister fog surrounds Reaper and a moment later a extremely tall fluffy winged stranger that is wearing a plague doctor outfit walks out of the fog. They are holding a mint green box with white speckles on it) Greetings

Ah. I’ve been expecting you.

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Are you still alive? I haven’t seen any responses/updates, so I thought it would be good to check and make sure you’re not dead. Seriously, I can’t tell if my prompts have fallen through or not.

ayyyy im alive

kind of

yyyyeah im sort of. on a giant scp/sjm thing and I also have lost the doc with the prompts so??? it'd be great than ks -

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Happy Homestuck day

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all of these are scps you cant convince me otherwise

MildlyInteresting dump #3

My lamp spells “Anal” on the wall

The way my remote looks like it was badly photoshopped into the picture.

This blue jay still has half of their baby feathers.

This empty supermarket

This tea house was built over half a millennium ago (circa 1502)!

A letter from one of my relatives in 1836, written first one way across the page and then continued at a 90 degree angle

My university library has a wall where you can quite literally take a seat

This Danny DeVito looking seagull

My kid’s fake cash register has fake inputs on the back.

This extremely small hot dog shop.

This convenience store wear path

These bacon slices look like an evil clown…

My Slippers are the Exact Same Colour and Texture as the Carpet in My Office.

My girlfriends dad went to apply some sunscreen and accidentally squeezed out a perfect miniature duck.

This man in China smoking a cigar through a pipe

This supermarket in an old theatre in Venice, Italy

This Kwik-E-Mart close to where I live

This mutated daisy

This ridiculous, nearly five pound lobster claw.

My mothers new microwave has a Chaos option.

My mechanic uses old Barber shop chairs for the waiting area

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@your-fave-is-a-frog-bastard 

is

good

blog

go request shit 

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DR GEARS from SCP FOUNDATION is a frog bastard

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the thrilling sequel:

Me: Y’know, we really need to finish those pro- Brain: HOW ABOUT THAT STORY Me: W- Brain: W R I T E A G E N T C A R T E R Me: Bu- Brain: BASEMENT AU OR ORIGINAL STORY??? DRINK WATER Me: ...fuck

Me: Hey! Let’s finish those prompts we got 73 days ago! Brain: Basement AU Me: Uhh…we need to finish those prompts. Brain: B a s e m e n t A U. Me: Okay but- Brain: ESS CEE PEE Me: 

@magicalmonsterhero @smoresthehalloweenqueen this is why nothing gets done and im so sorry

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then have

Hello , Hi , Hey..you got any more of them uhhhh, fuckin cicadas??

yes

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Me: Hey! Let's finish those prompts we got 73 days ago! Brain: Basement AU Me: Uhh...we need to finish those prompts. Brain: B a s e m e n t A U. Me: Okay but- Brain: ESS CEE PEE Me: 

@magicalmonsterhero @smoresthehalloweenqueen this is why nothing gets done and im so sorry

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i'm sending positive vibes your way you have no choice but to except them otherwise they will haunt you until you do

scratch the “they’re coming” vibe thing, this is the scariest way I've been cheered up ever

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Fun Fact: I hat- hayte- hute...I physically can’t say the word but haha April fools

aprils fool

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Hello , Hi , Hey..you got any more of them uhhhh, fuckin cicadas??

yes