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thinking about darry curtis

how, when he was in high-school, and he made the winning touchdown, he jumped excitedly, arms flailing and grabbing his teammates under his arms in pure joy, thinking how he was going to have the chance to do this all his life.

how, when his boss called him and he found out he got a promotion, his arms flew the same way they once did when he scored the touchdown. how his prayers had been answered, so much relief that passed through him and how now he would be bringing in more money to support his brothers.

thinking on darry's letterman jacket, the one he had designed and pictured all throughout his years playing football, only to be told by his parents that they simply couldn't afford it because a $95 jacket was more than they could give.

how, now being given the responsibility to buy pony a jacket for winter, he stumbled upon a $15 and $35 dollar coat, both of which were too much for something he was going to outgrow in two months and still have enough to put food on the table for the next week.

thinking how, when darry was 6 years old, his goldfish died. the orange one he had gotten as a prize from someplace, and how he cried and shook the fishbowl in hopes that the poor thing would move again. that it would jump back up and start swimming like normal.

how when he was asked to go and identify his parents bodies, his hands shook when he stepped over the glass on the ground and held his father's limp arm in his own. the arms he recognized immediately, even without being able to see his face, or the clothing that was covered in blood. the arms that would hug him so tightly, the ones that had done so not more than three hours prior. the ones that were filled with so much strength when they would toss the football out in the yard.

thinking about darry curtis and how he was still just a kid

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breaking bad doodles in between work

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come music monday can you please give ringfinger by nine inch nails a good sneef 🙏🙏

Sneef Snorf! This song smells like: Wet Bricks and Cologne.

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Mothers day

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WIP

vaguely symbolistic breezepelt art partially made with kidpix. i was gonna do it all on there but it was. really really hard for me to navigate for some reason

other cat is brokenstar btw, that’s meant to be breeze getting propositioned by him in that whimsical field like how ivypaw was

i don’t remember what website i used to make the error messages?? ill look again later but if you recognize them please lmk

will also tell you about the symbolism when it’s all finished ;3

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NOT MINE!! Credit goes to the wonderful Clem on Pinterest. Go check ver out!!

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fail loser guy

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when are you gonna stop reenacting with a wretched thing and start roleplaying with a word king

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every time tyler flashes in fight club btw. for all your needs

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nefarious little recruiter i drew on my phone

i know i missed an opportunity by not making him a dog like gihun’s lapdog speech but yk. foxes

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balloonie oonie

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hug!

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Prolly not Johnny.. prolly not..

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Outsiders based off book descriptions <3

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variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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in the fight club. straight up "fighting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Myself