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Doctor oz was absolutely right about this!

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Knowing

Something in the way he said goodbye led me to believe he knew we were doomed.

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“I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the violence she endured. She did not provoke my father, and even if she had, violence is an unacceptable way of dealing with conflict. Violence is a choice a man makes and he alone is responsible for it.”-Patrick Stewart

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BILLY IS MY CRUSH! MINE! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TALKING TO HIM! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!

WHAT DID YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT? WALKING? COOKED FOOD? HAVING FINGERS? OH, I BET IT WAS WONDERFUL! ALL THE CUTE LITTLE THINGS YOU HAVE IN COMMON!

JUST GET AWAY FROM ME, CINDY! GO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE’S LIFE FOR ONCE!

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JUST LOOK AT IT, CLAIRE. THE ROLLING HILLS, THE SUN-DAPPLED LEAVES, THE RUSTIC CHARM OF IT ALL. IT’S BEAUTIFUL. JUST BEAUTIFUL.

WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD? ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN?

NO, DOWNTON ABBEY STARTED BACK UP. GOD, IT’S BEEN A DESOLATE TV WASTELAND RECENTLY.

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People who yell at coworkers who aren't the cause of the problem.

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My binders are kind of a big deal.

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When I grow up

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Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter B and the number of women in binders and horses and bayonets Mitt collects.

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