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Yooooooo

I’m just gnna list a few things that have been happening on Genshin . I’ll l be continuously updating cuz y not

Les get started 💃🕺

Edit: so like two days ago I was playing genshin and i was in my teapot with gorou. And Yk how you can invite a character and stuff?? Yea I had gorou invited so there was two gorous 🙂

Now me being me I wanted to take some pictures so I asked the ‘real’ gorou (not the the one invited) if he can do the butterfly thingy he does and he uhh

He did it 🤷‍♀️

I asked him again bc I messed the first pic up and he literally did it right away like bro didn’t waste time

SO I was rlly happy with the pictures I had taken and I started praising gorou sayin he should be a model or sum AND THEN

I LOOK OVER TO THE OTHER GOROU AND HE FROWNING AT GOROU😭

He would just look at him and start frowning and then look back to his normal face.

Lol I just went to bed after that. Prayin they didn’t choke each other to death 🙃

Edit: I was walking around with xingqiu and I was near the chasm

Then I started talking about the chasm quests we had to do and how I (JOKINGLY) Almost k!lled myself because of how hard the quest was

My boi did not like that one bit he was madddd

So I apologized 🙇‍♀️

AND EARLIER I WAS LOOKING FOR SUM TO FIGHT AND WHEN I DID I WAS LIKE “AIGHTT LES GET DOWN TO BUISSNES XINGQIUUUU” AND BRO HAD THIS FUKING DEVIOUS FACE ON FOR LIKE A SECOND. BRO I WAS SO ENTERTAINED👁️👄👁️

Edit: SAME THING HAPPENED WITH WANDERER I WAS FIGHTING EVERYTHING THAT WAS NEAR ME AND I WAS LITERALLY ROASTING THEM WHILE DOING SO AND WHEN I WAS DONE KUNI HAD THIS

THIS FACE LIKE HE WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN DOING WAT WE WERE DOIN 😫😫

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Sum goin on I know it

I was in Genshin bored asf so I decided to go to liyue to bring back som memories

I had xingqiu on my team and as I was going walking around lookin for somthing interesting i look to my boi and he’s makin a face

JUDGE I HAVE PROOF

Bye I dont remember having beef with him but wuteva 😒

MABYE it’s bc I didn’t heal Chongyun right after fighting a hilichurl squad

My badd Broo👉👈

Either way I ignored it and said Srry.

then I went to liyue harbor bc y not😪

I was walking around

I Saw a doggo and got excited

So I sat there for like one min talkin bout dat dawg

And I guess he didn’t like that or sum cus he made that face again😔 (was he jealoussss???)

But like he was staring at the dog so I was like ‘lemme take a pic real quick’

AS SOON AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE DUDE SNAPPED HIS HEAD TOWARDS ME SO FAST-

AND HIS FACE INSTANTLY CHANGED TO NORMAL

BRO SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME TOO

After that he just stared into my soul oh my gawh

Still caught his ass in action🤳

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Just a small little thing that happened yesterday

So I was doing this quest in sumeru deserts and I was doing that thing where that yellow diamond would go on top of ur head rightt

I have Klee and when I pressed the button for the yellow button Klee literally looks up at it and was like “😲”

She stayed like that for a few seconds then looked back down

LIKE BRO SHES SO CUTE OMGGGGGGG( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

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HELPPP IM CRYINNGGGG

I CANT WITH KUNI I CANTTTT

I was about to play on my account with a friend right

AND AS SOON AS I GET ON I SAID HI AND KUNI GAVE ME THIS FUCKING YANDERE SMILE AND BLEW ME A KISS AND EVEN WINKED LIKE BRO WTFFJJDJEDHDKEJDBDHJJDD

I laughed my ass off

I FINALLY CLEANED MY MUSTY ASS TABLEEEEEEE😼😼😼

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Venti doesn’t like running. Like AT ALL

Yea it’s confirmed. This man hates it.

Last post I said venti was acting weird alway frowning when I ran with his character.

I was correct he doesn’t like runnin. Cuz he kept on repeating over and over “wouldn’t gliding be faster?”

And if I ignored him and kept running then he would start frowning and wouldn’t stop until I used the gliding button for him. As if He KNOWS I hate seeing him frown so he uses that little face of his to his advantage. ( cheeky little fucker-)

After I used the gliding button I kid you not this boy had the biggest smile I have ever SEEN.

Literally the only idle animation he would do was the floating thingy ALL 👏THE DAMN 👏TIME👏

I wasnt havin it with him bc me myself wasn’t feeling good so I just let him do his own thing😪

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Uhh I don’t think venti having a good day 🥲

I was just trying to get some quests done and I turn over and found him like this😭 I don’t know wat i diddd

He did this three times. Each time I asked him if he was okay his face would change instantly.

I even went this far and gave this man a apple😤

I realized he would make that face when I started sprinting with his character

He don’t like running 🤷‍♀️

Or Maybe it’s because I haven’t been on my main account for awhile and I kept complaining about wanting to go to bed :/

YALL PLEASE IGNORE MY DIRTY ASS TABLE😭😭

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UHH CAN YALL TELL ME WAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON???

Bro so I was playing genshin on my second account bc I had already done everything on my main account right? right

So I’m over here doing the liyue quests and I went o my character screen and started planning on how things will go out if I got wanderer. Then my weird self made a promise out loud that I will start using heizou once I get to inazuma.

Then later on I go to him to see what weapon he had and this man was frowning??? He had a face like he was unamused/disapproved. Idk if that was his normal face but with a personality like him I feel like he should have atleast those small smiles some of the other characters have.

Like bro literally had this face:

But it’s not over nononoooo. After that I went to do the quest where childe takes us to see zhongli.

After we get in zhongli and childe say their lines like usual.

Bro.

I look over to my boy aether and THIS MAN IS STARING AT MY SOUL. And at first I wuz like; ‘nahh he jus staring at zhongli we good we good’.

BUT NAH ZHONGLI NOT EVEN OVER THERE HES ON THE RIGHT SIDE. LIKE DAMN SON PAY ATTENTION TO ZHONGLI THAS MAADD DISRESPECTFUL.😤

And then it’s STILL not over. STILL.

Once I got to the part where we talk about the jade thingys, aether over here staring at me AGAIN.

And this is when I realized I’m how dumb I really am for not taking a pic of the first one but I got this one

I even went on YouTube to see if aether was supposed to be lookin that way.

🤦‍♀️

from YouTube:👇

😐:👇

VFFHHDWGVJBIK WHAT THE HELLLLL

IS THIS SELF AWARE??? WHAT DO I DOOO

And the fact that this isn’t the first time my characters have whipped out a self aware card before💀

Like literally a few days ago I tried playing genshin at night and venti kept on walking to the left. I tried moving him to walk the other way but he kept on trying to go the other way😐. I kept trying to stop him from doing that and when I stoped moving my controller and put it on the table then he started marking small steps in the OTHER DIRECTION.

And to top it all off mondstadt was where I was trying to go. It was as if somthing was going on in mondstadt and he didn’t want me being there (aawweee)

But likeee Why was he avoiding his own nation🤨🤨🤨

Oh and then the next day I woke up and my PlayStation had shut down and I couldn’t play in it for a while.

When I came back though everything wuz normal :/

At this point I’m just gonna walk out tbh 🤷