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new comics are being released this wednesday so who knows i might crawl back here once that happens. we’ll see... still miss you all!

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hello there, it’s 1 am and i’m on this blog again to grab a code for something but i miss you all! i’ll probably come back here at some point but until then take care of yourselves.

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he looks so good!!

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The Legend of Vox Machina 

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Here’s to a Scanlan Shorthalt kind of new year 💜🥂

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vox machina oneshot! scanlan is gonna be back, baby!

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scanlan: let me ask you a very fair question - what do you do successfully? tiberius:  scanlan: quickly.

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heres that starter call i mentioned earlier!

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got absolutely fuckin’ gutted by an ancient green dragon at claire’s

died twice in one day at claire’s

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anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me

me: [softly] for fuck’s sake

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i just like to remind everyone that scanlan is scarred to hell by the end of campaign 1 and his face takes the brunt of it.

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Galavant (2015)

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* PIKE· .

pike relaxes – he might be strong of personality, but she can tell he’s good, deep down. grog enjoys his company, which is also a boon for the other gnome. pike smiles, this time genuinely. she’s thankful that he’s kind, if not a so large in character. “well, thank you, scanlan.”

“i’m looking forward to getting to know you better as well; and thank you for looking out for grog. i’m thankful he’s making good friends.” it’s all she could hope for, really. “have you done much traveling before? i’ve been with wilhand, mostly. i’m… excited, i think, to see more of the world.”

        ❛  it’s  no  trouble  on  my  part,  really.  he’s  great  company  and  as  a  three  foot  tall  gnome,  the  eight  foot  tall  goliath  certainly  comes  in  handy  whenever  theres  trouble  afoot. ❜

        ❛ oh,  i’ve  traveled  far  and  wide. ❜  scanlan  says  in  that  voice  of  his  that  makes  even  the  most  inane  statements  sound  sultry.  it’s  simply  his  nature,  rather  than  obvious  flirting.  ❛ the  stories  i  could  tell  you  ...  though,  i  think  it’s  better  to  just  show  you.  anywhere  particular  your  heart  desires  to  see,  lady  trickfoot ? ❜

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tbh why aren’t mollymauk and scanlan getting stoned together right this instant? theres no excuse for it

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#he’s edgy but not that edgy #…or is he

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* keyleth .

Keyleth chuckles and offers the gnome a wry smile. “You know, you say that every time you visit,” she replies, leaning back in her chair as she sips at her tea. It’s strange, being the only ones left. Having watched their friends and their friends’ children (and grandchildren, in the case of Percy and Vex’s offspring) come and go like the seasons. Seeing one of the de Rolo kids and thinking ‘is that Vex?’ until she turns around. (Or worse, thinking she sees Vax in those children for half a moment.)

All those years, and the world has gotten quieter now. But Scanlan is still Scanlan. And she’s still the same Keyleth she always was, she thinks.

“And every time I offer to write a letter instead, or to come and visit you,” she adds, still grinning. “So really, your old and shitty body has no one to blame but yourself, I think.”

             ��� i  like  repeating  myself. ❞ a  smirk  carves  it’s  way  across  his  lips,  fingers  wiggling  in  mid-air.  ❝ you  know  as  well  as  anyone  that  theres  no  sound  more  soothing   to  mine  ears  than  that  of  my  own  voice.”

             he  thinks  of  all  the  commotion  the  voice  of  the  tempest  visiting  westruun  would  cause.  vox  machina’s  history  is  so  very  entwined  with  that  of  the  city’s  that  even  though  generations  have  passed,  the  tale  of  their  triumph  over  the  dragon  umbrasyl  is  still  a  common  bedtime  story  told  by  the  children’s  children  of  the  survivors.  he’s  lived  there  for  hundreds  of  years  but  the  very  novelty  of  his  existence  has  yet  to  wear  off,  still  he’s  a  mere  deuteragonist  when  stood  beside  keyleth  of  the  ashari.  the  voice  of  the  tempest.  the  one  who  truly  sealed  vecna  away. 

             he  gazes  up  at  her  with  a  fond  smile,  ❝ come  on,  let’s  be  realistic.  you’d  cause  far  too  much  raucous.  the  council  would  surely  throw  a  ten  day  festival  in  your  honor.  we’d  hardly  see  each  other. ❞  scanlan  moves  to  finally  take  a  seat,  stretching  out  a  kink  in  his  neck  as  he  does  so. ❝  and  if  i’m  too  old  for  travel  then  i  am  much  too  old  for  parties.  as  ...  unfortunate  a  statement  as  that  may  be.  enough  about  westruun,  though.  are  you...  doing  well  ?  ❞