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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.
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Belphie’s skin is darkening, but the fur he has already grew in pale, so for now……..he be looking a little mouldy
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ever since i was a little boy i’ve always wanted to annoy my cat
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girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.
#yeah the not locking cars things is pretty common in a few towns here that have polar bears#usually its better to lock your house tho because the bears can open your door otherwise :p
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thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery
#i did almost the same thing during my consult the other day lmao#the paper gown thing i was given was really short and more like a crop top on me#and i started doing stupidass fashion poses with it
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im so tired rn but i have to do something in like 3 hours so i dont think i can sleep :(
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just finding out i couldve gotten like 10k+ from the government for post secondary if my mom applied for anything when i was a kid :/
#now most of them i cant apply for anymore cuz im too old and eligibility for most of them end at 16-18#guess i'll die#yoshi talk
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im streaming a game in a discord vc rn and somebody joined like usual
they start talking about something that i cant understand cuz theyre mic is so shit and i try to explain that i cant understand what theyre saying since its just sounds and all clumps together
mfw they tell yell at me to go fuck myself and leave
#like???????? what??????????#i wasnt even being a dick about it and i apologized for not being able to understand through their shit mic#yoshi talk
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mfw my guess is wrong cuz i forgor all the us ofers were going to bed
we're gonna be hitting this in like 12 hours max man
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we're gonna be hitting this in like 12 hours max man
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do u guys play minecraft
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I’m curious.
#i sleep with mine in and constantly lose the backing for my tunnels because of if#but im too lazy to take them out/put them in every evening/morning
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the thing about episode 4 of fmab is that you get kind of desensitized to it after awhile. like oh yeah that sad girl and her dog from episode 4 or whatever. yeah tragic. ok. can you people make different jokes now🙄 but then you actually rewatch the episode and youre just like this the whole time
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