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obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl
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I’ve been a bad girl daddy
Okay go kill yourself honey
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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
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every time the turkish guy in one of my video game discords posts about food i look up the greek name of whatever it is and say i like that kind more
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hacker who transitions to fuck with their biometric data
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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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