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yokages
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yokages · 8 years ago
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yokages · 8 years ago
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My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
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yokages · 8 years ago
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cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.
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yokages · 8 years ago
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so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
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yokages · 8 years ago
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How light can change your appearance.
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yokages · 8 years ago
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Ta-Nehisi Coates being smart.
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yokages · 8 years ago
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yokages · 8 years ago
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Everyone: you can't just have a language made up entirely of loanwords
Japanese: ಠ_ಠ
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yokages · 8 years ago
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More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One
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yokages · 8 years ago
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At 29, I realized today that sweatbands on your wrists are to wipe your forehead not because your wrists get really sweaty.
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yokages · 8 years ago
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i cant breathe
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yokages · 8 years ago
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me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
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yokages · 8 years ago
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when cats knead on you and you can feel their nails puncturing holes into your skin but they look at you with that loving warm expression and you look back like
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