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Nah this gender dysphoria shit SUCKS

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"The rattling of their mangled spines..." He shuddered. "That cursed clicking still haunts me... and I had not anticipated the multitude its strength."

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I don't have 'femboy thighs'. And I'm sad every day about that.

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Twinkies? Nah. Twinks? Yah.

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Armor Name: Thigh-Highs Armor Sector: Feet Description: Another remnant of Femme Boi, the ancient Elvish cleric-deity. These strange boots offer little-to-no protection nor grip, but, as the ancient musings of Femme Boi would put it: "they can serve a damn look." Stat Bonuses: If the wearer presents as feminine, gain 4 Agility. The wearer automatically gains the IT Expert skill if they do not already have it.

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Armor Name: Skirt Armor Sector: Legs Description: A skirt once worn by the great "Femme Boi" (translated from ancient Elvish), fabled to be blessed by the Elvish Council. Stat Bonuses: If the wearer is female or a feminine man, gain 2 Charisma. If the wearer is transfem, gain 2 Charisma and 2 Endurance.

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I am not transgender. I just go to sleep every night wishing I was a girl. Like every cisgender person does, O B V I O U S L Y

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I AM NOT BISEXUAL, DAD. Is he gone? Okay cool. I'M BI AS HELL AND A GIRL HELL YEAH

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Importing your shipment of 500 blahajs...