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i will always appreciate how gay you are, tumblr

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LIBRARIES ARE SO GOOD

I'm almost 30 and still amazed you can just walk into a library and pull a book off a shelf and read it, don't even need to ask anyone, can just sit down and read book for free until closing time. There is nothing that free anywhere else that isn't serreptitiouly religious or requiring registration. that's how stuff should be. Libraries are so good

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sometimes i get on tehis website and i post something y'all aver do thyat kind of thing?

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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i think i'm lookin pretty snatched in this photo by my bestie who is not on this app. nevermind the look of horror on my face

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glad google ai is on top of this

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the night before last I had a dream where a scary witch was in my pants and she kept summoning creepy babydolls to come kill me

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I had an interview with a local paper this week about this rock snake I started on the longest street of a nearby city (where I work) because it's bringing people so much joy:

I said something during the interview that the interviewer seemed really shocked by, so in case it's important for anyone else to hear: When asked about the rock snake and some scavenger hunts that I've hosted for adults, I said -

"We don't stop enjoying the things we liked as kids; they just stop being offered to us. And when you're a kid, fun things like art projects and scavenger hunts are always brought to you, so you're not taught to make a habit of seeking them out as and adult."

She said "Wow yeah... life is so stressful... and you don't think to... wow."

So if anyone else needs direct permission to be a whimsical adult child today, I hereby grant it to everyone. ❤️

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you can just go on the internet and read stories about vampires having gay sex with centaurs. you think the library of Alexandria had that shit?

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Jesus Christ on the cross was the world's first pin-up boy

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horse that is short yet maintains rather long legs this horse is standing on asphalt which might alarm some who are knowledgable in the makeup of horse hooves for asphalt might mess with its footsies however do not fret for this particular horse is rocking some sick sneaks on all four of its hooves these sneaks are black and rather stylish and this horse definitely knows it for it is striking a pose with one front hoof forward and its head tilted coyly away

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hairy chests. you agree. reblog

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all of my haters want to see me bound bled and crucified for my misdeeds. my paramours also want to see me bound bled and crucified for my misdeeds but they get hard when they think about it so it;s fine

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freedom of speech on twitter dot com

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I think if a studio exec says they want to force you to starve to death so you’ll be made to accept garbage wages, you should crush them in a hydraulic press incredibly slowly

Like the fact that rich people have gotten to the point where they think they can just be like “oh yeah I’m literally trying to kill you” without fear of repercussions is beyond infuriating. They need to know what it feels like to be beaten to death by hammers.