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Not me absolutely sobbing on my couch at 3 in the afternoon because of a pixar short that reminds me of my work kiddos

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slowly approaching bear

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You know, I'm glad the real-life Doge didn't live long enough to see a useless government department (run by a useless man) named after her. She deserves better.

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just performed my civic duty [voted] and im going home to perform my other civic duty [post destiel]

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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I just wanted to put it out there that I would die for Pesto the Penguin

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October can’t come soon enough

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Mood

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Happy Meat Day everyone!

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Me: *strapped to a chair in a cold interrogation room with a middle aged man pacing back and forth*

Him: *projects a picture of Sam and Frodo on to the wall* What is their relationship?

Me: Their ship is valid and very cute, but we should also consider the idea that their admiration and respect for one another is a deep, platonic bond. Love doesn't always have to be romantic, and it is important for men to be able to express their platonic care for one another in a way that toxic masculinity doesn't currently allow.

Him: Okay *projects a picture of Legolas and Gimli* what's their relatio-

Me: They're fucking.

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Ope, it's about that time of year where I binge all the Lord of the Rings movies and then hyperfixate on them for a while 😅

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