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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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#time is not real

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Debating on ruining Christmas by showing funny memes about the United Healthcare murder to my in-laws who went to school with the CEO's wife 🤗

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literally anyone ever: stew

fma fanbase: 

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me as a writer

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You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

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Sleeping isnt enough for me. they need to invent sleeping 2

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Not me absolutely sobbing on my couch at 3 in the afternoon because of a pixar short that reminds me of my work kiddos

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slowly approaching bear

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You know, I'm glad the real-life Doge didn't live long enough to see a useless government department (run by a useless man) named after her. She deserves better.

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just performed my civic duty [voted] and im going home to perform my other civic duty [post destiel]

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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I just wanted to put it out there that I would die for Pesto the Penguin

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October can’t come soon enough