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i need to get fucked by something other than my life
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whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
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I'M NOT SURE WHY BUT THERE'S A GIANT ROLL OF BUBBLE WRAP IN MY LIVING ROOM
I AM EXCITED
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when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
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Yesterday I took a photo of my legs using vscocam. I used the preset C1 and started fumbling around with the tweaks. I accidentally came across the ability to see my veins if I underexposed the shot and lowered the temperature slightly. Fucking awesome right?
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Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
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How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis
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Draco’s picture on the Black family tree makes me laugh so much though
what is that hat why are you wearing that omg
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