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S.O.R.R.R.Y core <3
(clips from publicly available gifs)
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"The known psychotic and treacherous" was my superlative in high school
Mmm I think we know why 👀
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Me too, C.B
The stex antags are very funny to me
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Greaseball is S-O-R-R-R-Y! 🎥: @mttztrading
Bonus: proud of herself
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I'm actually Rocky 3 so,,,
“i’m a boy” “i’m a girl” okay? i’m a diesel engine? i’m knocking? i’m knocking? i’m pumping iron?
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romance needs clarity but baby that don’t work for me
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Me but at Darth Vader and I hear the coins rattle between his charred chest and his life-suit /hj
objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)
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(joke inspired, had too much fun with it and got carried away, BUT HEY OPPORTUNITY it’s apparently MIKU DAY so here sdfdsfds)
HL VOCλLOID - GλLλCTIC SUBTERFUGE
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Returns to Ravenholm :°]
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this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different
#american psycho#Jesus Christ Superstar#the spongebob squarepants movie#Hamilton#not really a movie but i love watching it
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made this meme to distract myself from having a mild panic spike please enjoy (original faceapp pic)
#I LOOKED AT IT REALLY QUICK#THOUGHT HE WAS OFFERING ME A NICE SLICE OF BACON#LIKE WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND RESPONSIBILITIES#isn't that how gman wakes u up at the beginning of HL2#drugs cw#smoking cw
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Hihihihihi I love you Corporal Shephard
#SOBS AND CRIES#I LOVE THIS ART SMMM#Shephard deserved more#valve why tf does barney have such a huge role in HL2 after having the shortest and most tedious#of the first games#i left my browser and the tag cut i ;-;#anyway#Adrian is that one cival protection officer at the beginning of HL2 that hits the can off the trash can and makes u pick it up#idk#he has those vibes#father grigori mentioning a shepherd: Me: *screams so loudly at this man*#As i shoot fast zombies off a roof#I tell Grigori the whole half life and portal plot line and how they connect#and read him my list of why gman is the real antagonist of the whole Half Life series#i will post that list someday
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OH BRO THEYRE HERE TOMMY GO WELCOME THEM!! :0
Tommy: It took you all long enough! What was the hold up? Darnold: Bubby wanted to be “fashionably late”
Tommy: That does, uh- That certainly sounds like Bubby! I was beginning to worry, thank- thank goodness you’re all here now! :)
#STARES AT THEY#THEY HAVE MY ATTENTION 00#I LOVE THAT FOR THEM#VV GOOD LIL GUYS#*STARES AT THEM SO RESPECTFULLY*
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#sniffles#Adrian Shephard#;-;#i love my lil military guy#he's so good#Deserves to come out of stasis ;-;#come on gman let the lil guy out ;-;
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worm off the string what crimes will they commit
#stares at benry#looks at benry#percieves benry#acknowledges benry#sees benry#approves of benry#he looks like he gives good hugs#also#PERCIEVES FORZEN SO HARD#MY EYES FALL OUT OF MY HEAD#THEY ROLL DOWN THE HALL#TURN AROUND#AND COME BACK TO LOOK AT FORZEN ONCE MORE
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i’m not interested in anything anyone has to say abt terrorists breaking into the capitol if it doesn’t include race. don’t just call them trump supporters, don’t just call them right wingers, don’t just call them fascists and don’t imply the only reason they’re not getting shot dead and gassed like thousands of black protesters is because they’re trump supporters.
they’re white domestic terrorists. their whiteness lets them afford the privilege to strut past police and into the biggest government building in the entire country while holding rifles and machine guns. not their political ideology, their whiteness. say it all or shut the fuck up.
#Preach#i'm ashamed that my parents support these protests but also call BLM protesters terrorists.#i am not in support of this no matter what my parents think#it's digusting#you're not welcome here.#unfollow me if you think this pathetic show of white privilege is anything but a domestic terrorist organization#the fucking president is acting like a child
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