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Imagine this beautiful animal outside of your window.
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“We were never meant for each other But I’m glad that even for a sheer moment It felt like we were.”
— J.DG (via wnq-writers)
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“My cat is known for her arm flops. So I recorded some more for you. Hope you enjoy it!“
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President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.
A. Cake.
This is real life.
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sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
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i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system
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Person: “Why don’t you just look for a hookup on Tinder?”
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please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself
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She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.
nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery.
She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.
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