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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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You are actually very weird for obsessively hating on RWBY by the way. Dress it up however you feel like you need to but let's be perfectly clear here, you are not normal for making tearing down some basically average and inoffensive at worst animated show your entire life. You are not normal for dedicating a truly unfathomable amount of your time and mental energy to being extremely angry that a pair of fictional women fell in love. You are not normal for harassing the crew & voice actors, speculating about their personal lives or weaponizing the memory of a dead creator against them. Most of all however, you are not normal for still being there for the premier of every single new episode nine entire seasons later and still demanding the show change itself to cater to you despite everything.

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No thank you anthropomorphic cat in a spiky jacket I don't really want those

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she doesnt know what round 2 has in store for her... 😼😻💜

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

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interesting fact: i have titanium in my spine

posted a month ago on my patreon, original post by @amvs, @aclairvoyant, @walkietalkiesaki, and @squareallworthy can be found here

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Special feather care.

When I took this picture I was wondering a bit what this crow was doing, but looking at the pictures on my computer I noticed little specks on the feathers and zooming in I saw ants.

So my guess is that this crow was anting. Anting is a known behavior. Birds sit down in a place with lots of ants. Scientist think they do it because the ants secrete liquids that contain chemicals such as formic acid, which is sort of an insecticide and helps the bird to get rid of ectoparasites. There are other theories as well.

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my jewish fandom ass wants to write an essay about how Stan Pines is the perfect deconstruction of antisemitic caricature characters–initially we think he’s this tricky, stingy, money-obsessed character, and that’s played for laughs, but then later it’s revealed that he was forced into that lifestyle and mindset out of a desperate need to save his family. (Echoing the experience of a lot of Jewish people who were historically forced into professions like moneylending as the only way they could make a living, provide for their families, and escape destitute poverty. Which then was weaponized against them in the creation of viscous antisemitic stereotypes and tropes.)

I want to write that essay, but I feel like a lot of people on this website would willfully misunderstand me

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I was talking to my dad about renewable energy and he was like “the only problem with solar farms is they take up so much space.”

And it made me think about a city and how much sun exposure all the rooftops in a city get and…why not just make the city it’s own solar farm by putting solar panels on every rooftop?

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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

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I really hope this recent Springfield Ohio nonsense isn't gonna turn "minorities are eating pets" into the new go-to for racist fear mongering because a solid half of my Cassandra Cain related humor is about her tendency for eating unconventional things.

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Maybe I'm missing something but this seems like a pretty scummy article to write.