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How do you think (Yan or non-yan) Chrollo would react to finding out through Neon in the York New arc that -reader- is their soulmate/the person they are supposed to fall in love with? I'm planning on perhaps writing a fic like this in the future and I'd love your input.

(Of course! I'm always happy to help out another writer! Thanks for the ask, and to anyone else reading this, don't be shy! Send in an ask! And be sure to look at my fandoms list, I don't just write for Chrollo!)

(further requested details for context: Female! Nen user! non-hunter! reader who is similar to Chrollo in that they are skeptical of most people. Strangers to lovers! I wrote for Regular! Chrollo, but it could also be interpreted as Yandere.)

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There is very little that someone can do to shock Chrollo. But...this. This does it. A soulmate? No. He is incapable of a love like this. How does he, of all people, have a soulmate? He thought that it was for the select people who wanted love, who sought it out. Has he ever pondered something like this before? Yes, but that was it. A flimsy thought before.....this.

The paper in his hands from Neon's ability that he stole...how? He had to be reading too much into this. He was well known for reading into things much more than necessary.

Humans are curios creatures by nature. They are afraid of the unknown. Which is why they crave answers. To prepare themselves for a haunting truth. But sometimes, reality is stranger than fiction.

Which is exactly why the fortune he wrote out to plan ahead for the next step of his life shocked him. No warnings about a chain user, nothing about a clown. But... someone else. But no amount of warning could have prepared him for this astonishing news he held in his very hands.

'The night rises and falls. A spider and raven meet at last. Both curious of one another, The Spider's head ponders raven's past.'

'Stars burn bright, with cupid's might. A match made in dark, A bond will spark.'

'Time ever flows, The soulmates dance. Here, the spider shows It's in a trance.'

'The night rises and falls. The spider in the raven's nest, Though it could weave webs of deceit. This love was something it could not best.'

...Was he really to love someone? When? Where? How? Truthfully, Chrollo did not take himself as someone to love. Someone who could love. And this raven...would they accept him as he is? His true self, whoever that is, as the Spider's head?

The raven...

He felt his lips quirk up slightly. A part of him wants to avoid this person. After all, this is someone who he would love, given he meets them. He knows his line of work would be dangerous. Then again, would he really fall for someone who couldn't protect themself? He thinks not.

Why fight it? If fate has set for him to have a lover, who was he to deny it? It's not something he could control.

A heavy gust of wind blows the paper out of his hands. Rather than holding onto it, he lets it flow with the wind. He inhales deeply, enjoying the cool, crisp air brought by the gale. He looks up at the night sky, stars shining brightly beside the full moon. Trees sway, creating a peaceful ambiance. The park bench he sits on is cold from the nightly temperatures. He closes his eyes and listens....then he hears it.

The crow of a raven. He opens his eyes and sees a hooded figure in all black walk past along the concrete path. How did he not hear her footsteps? No doubt, she was someone special. Chrollo was an observant man. He knew exactly who this was.

The raven...

The spider quietly rises from his seat and approaches the walking hooded figure. "What brings you to this place at a time like this?" He inquires.

"I have my reasons. I'm pretty sure you do, too. Go about your night as I will mine." She says coldly. There was no emotion to her voice.

"Do you believe in fate?" He asks suddenly. "...Why are you asking me? Don't you have places to be?" She spoke with an icy tone, yet again. She whipped her head around, allowing for him to get a good look at her. Her eyes, skin, hair... He quickly took in it all. So, this is what his soulmate looked like? Funny...he never imagined having one, and yet here she is.

He stoically stares up at the moon. He breathes in another breath of cold air. "Hm...that's quite the question. No, I don't have anywhere to be, other than here. So, the answer is both yes and no at the same time. It's rather interesting how that works, isn't it?"

The girl stops and looks at him, confusion written all over her face. But Chrollo can read people beyond the surface. The eyes are the windows to the soul, as they say. He can see intrigue, as well.

"Who are you?" She demands. Chrollo looks back at her and quietly chuckles to himself in a manner he would had someone challenged him to a fight after losing his Nen. "Who are you?" He smirks, scanning her for any reaction. She isn't afraid. She isn't upset. No, she's completely calm.

"I asked first." She countered. Her face was made of stone as she said this. She showed no emotion during this entire encounter.

"Chrollo." He finally answered, smiling. He was enjoying this. Was he in love? No. That would, inevitably, come with time. But was he drawn to interest? Most definitely. "Hm. Goodbye, Chrollo." She hummed, walking off.

"You didn't give me your name."

"I know."

The raven...

'Humans.....are so very....interesting.'

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SOMEONE PLS WRITE A FIC BASED ON THIS LMFAO

i love the idea of an obliviously op reader. like a reader who is just as (if not more) powerful than those at the top of the food chain, and yet has no idea about it.

you casually bump into gojo satoru on the street and- what the fuck? you passed through his infinity? huh?

while he’s stood there having a bit of a crisis you’re on your merry way to buy some snacks for yourself.

i’m specifically thinking about a reader like this in shibuya.

passing by mahito only to point and grin at him, “cool cosplay! i don’t recognise the character, but you look great!”

he giggles, placing a hand on your shoulder in an attempt to disfigure you, to turn you into some misshapen monster that’ll join the ranks of the others-

you blink at him, tilting your head a little, only to then place your hand on his shoulder too. you stare at each other for a moment.

“that was weird. see ya!” and then you leave him there oh-so-casually.

sukuna is in disbelief when he sees you- his domain should’ve wiped out everyone in the area? who the fuck are you?

and you just stroll up to him cheerfully, “man, i love your tats! where did you get them? i’m considering getting some, but-“

he lifts his palm, you should immediately burst into flames-

“high-five!”

and then you leave him to just stand there in confusion, continuing on your way.

it’s the fact that you cannot perceive the danger you are in that makes the world around you all the less dangerous.

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Someone muzzle me before i say something truly vile

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one thing i refuse to do is write a man who is normal about his partner. he must be frothing at the mouth, hissing at anyone who approaches them like a rabid raccoon, daydreaming about them 24/7 or what's the point?

there is none. go feral or go home

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If Yan! Chrollo finds out that you don't know how to ice skate, he purposefully takes you a skating rink. He thinks it would be oh so romantic to catch you every time you fall and teach you how to skate. Plus, you'll have to cling to him the entire time while learning. And when you can skate on your own, he'll hold your hand. Unless you push him off and try to skate away from him, then you don't go ice skating for a while....

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THE FIRST TAG LMFAO

You always say Chrollo has meticulously thought of every single situation and outcome.

What is something darling could say/ask to make him freeze for a little longer than normal?

there are two potential routes.

the first route is to present him with the pufferfish dilemma,

or the far less fun route which is hitting him with a classic, "I think we should see other people."

any breakup attempts would not be well-received from chrollo, but this one in particular stirs up some negative sentiments. from his perspective, your morals might not perfectly align, but you have this titillating chemistry. he prides himself on his ability to read others, so for him to miss this discontentment in you doesn't bode well. it's a slight loss in power he wants to regain as soon as possible.

then there's the implication that you'd prefer someone else over him. this cuts him to the bone. there's his inherent possessiveness as a thief on the surface, then beneath that, loneliness that takes the form of roots spreading to unknown depths. he feels something for you, a sensation he attributes to the apex of a heist or when he gets his hands on a special curio. those sensations peak and fade. adrenaline wears off, excitement plateaus...

yes, he does occasionally get a rush from being around you, but what he finds far more fascinating is when he doesn't. when you're both simply reading in the same room, the ambiance that of pages turning rather than sirens and gore squelching. watching you fold laundry into separate piles so your clothes don't get mixed up. when you text him about an awful first date you're overhearing.

chrollo tried analyzing these sensations and came to no world-shattering conclusion. the thought he eventually arrived at is it's just... nice. warm. unassuming.

he can't find that with anyone else. so, his next best solution is to ensure you don't have the opportunity to find it with anyone else either.

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chrollo lucilfer who tries to pretend that he isn’t phased when you offhandishly mention an old fling or crush, despite the cracks in the wineglass he’s holding starting to appear. if you blabber on for longer than he likes (say, past one sentence), he might find the glass shattering in his hand like it’s made of paper.

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saying anything around mahito is dangerous.

if you’re afab you could be on your period and mutter something like “god, i wish i didn’t have a uterus” only for him to lift his head up like some excited dog.

“i could arrange that for you!”

you’re certain if he had a tail it would be wagging… when you ultimately tell him no he’s pouty for the rest of the day.

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one of chrollo's favorite habits of yours is how you still look at the prices on menus. he just kinda chuckles softly to himself and shakes his head. he finds it endearing enough that he doesn't bother reminding you that with him, those silly little numbers mean nothing.

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Iconic, girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight, slay queen slaayy

I LOVE Yuki, she literally the funniest

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I love this scene

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catoru gojo proof

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thank you the latest jjk episode for showing us Gojo’s explosive pussy power. What would we even do without it

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Choso vs internet

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How would Chrollo react if darling threw him a bone and said he looks good with his hair down?

there's very little you can do that'll catch chrollo off guard but this would make the cut. instead of immediately replying with a smooth, clever quip, he takes a few moments to gauge your sincerity. it'd make sense for you to try and get in his good graces considering the position you're in, so he expected you to take this route eventually... so he begins to think, until he realizes you're being genuine. he actually isn't sure what to do with that?? he blinks, softly laughs, and gives a "why thank you, dear."

it's likely you'll forget about the interaction and go about your day, but he cannot stop replaying the moment in his head. it's living there rent-free. is this the onset of something more? are you finally growing receptive to his feelings, or was it an in-the-moment declaration? he often reads into everything you do far more than necessary, this feels excessive, even by his weird standards. it's a testament to the strong sway you hold over him, no matter how hard he tries to convince himself he's 100% in control.

in an exceedingly rare instance of self-reflection, he's silently grateful. you're giving him the chance to experience his first love — what good fortune he had to get to you first.

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it’s nayuta’s world and we’re all living in it

OG text post from @skiplo-wave thank you for the audible giggles from me

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MY POOKIES

And then they kissed